Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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i bet you could
if you reeeeeeely tried.
Or uou could be nice! It won't hurt!
sweeeeetie!
xxx
( , Tue 27 May 2014, 12:02, closed)
if you reeeeeeely tried.
Or uou could be nice! It won't hurt!
sweeeeetie!
xxx
( , Tue 27 May 2014, 12:02, closed)
fuck you and fuck everything important to you.
i hope you drown in a flash flood.
( , Tue 27 May 2014, 12:08, closed)
i hope you drown in a flash flood.
( , Tue 27 May 2014, 12:08, closed)
make up your mind sweetie
fire, or flood? Or does it not matter, as long as I die horridly? (Which I won't as I am a Time Lord and will regenerate).
You naughty thing!
You still get kisses though
XXX
( , Tue 27 May 2014, 12:14, closed)
fire, or flood? Or does it not matter, as long as I die horridly? (Which I won't as I am a Time Lord and will regenerate).
You naughty thing!
You still get kisses though
XXX
( , Tue 27 May 2014, 12:14, closed)
Regenerate? Really?
That is so late '70s. Find a new way to be invincible. Kevlar works well.
( , Wed 28 May 2014, 10:58, closed)
That is so late '70s. Find a new way to be invincible. Kevlar works well.
( , Wed 28 May 2014, 10:58, closed)
yes really sweetie
it's beyond your comprehension
Never mind eh? Have a biccie!
xxx
( , Wed 28 May 2014, 12:03, closed)
it's beyond your comprehension
Never mind eh? Have a biccie!
xxx
( , Wed 28 May 2014, 12:03, closed)
Not surprising
It must be hard to be articulate with your level of mental illness Janet.
( , Tue 27 May 2014, 16:05, closed)
It must be hard to be articulate with your level of mental illness Janet.
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