Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
except for fashanu but he's dead and that would be even more grim than sweaty socks
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:15,
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He loved his Chariots.
wit da angles now
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:18,
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that's john f'sharnoo
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:32,
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John Fashanu.... John Fashanu..... John Fashanu!
John F'sharnoo
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:46,
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