Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Three years after uni
I'd been seeing a lot of this girl who I'd known for years. We'd first met the night before I'd dumped my previous girlfriend (the one referred to in the last post, so it had been 4 1/2 years). When we'd met each other first of all we'd hated each other, but over the years we'd sort of got to like each other. Then I started seeing a lot of her one summer and got the feeling things might be going somewhere, especially after we'd spent a night snogging in the local park. Classy!
One night we'd been at the pub with a load of our mates and me, her and this other guy had gone for a long walk around town and ended up back at my place. We both want the other guy gone (despite both fancying him as well, but he was straight) but he wouldn't take the hint, so she said she was going to have to go home. The other guy only lived down the road, so we all left my place, he went in one direction and we went in another, hid round the corner until he had disappeared then went back into my house. She asked if she could stay over and I (not taking the obvious hint) said "sure" and started making up the bed in the spare room for her. She asked if I would sleep in the bed with her and I (STILL not taking the hint) agreed and we squeezed into the bed.
After a while we started snogging, groping, etc. but because I was so bloody clueless we didn't actually shag. She left early in the morning to go to work, and I went into my job feeling like shit for the rest of the day.
Still, the following night I went round her place and ended up losing it to her in a threesome with her ex-girlfriend. It wasn't as much fun as it sounds. I was 24. We lasted 3 months after that.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:17, Reply)
I'd been seeing a lot of this girl who I'd known for years. We'd first met the night before I'd dumped my previous girlfriend (the one referred to in the last post, so it had been 4 1/2 years). When we'd met each other first of all we'd hated each other, but over the years we'd sort of got to like each other. Then I started seeing a lot of her one summer and got the feeling things might be going somewhere, especially after we'd spent a night snogging in the local park. Classy!
One night we'd been at the pub with a load of our mates and me, her and this other guy had gone for a long walk around town and ended up back at my place. We both want the other guy gone (despite both fancying him as well, but he was straight) but he wouldn't take the hint, so she said she was going to have to go home. The other guy only lived down the road, so we all left my place, he went in one direction and we went in another, hid round the corner until he had disappeared then went back into my house. She asked if she could stay over and I (not taking the obvious hint) said "sure" and started making up the bed in the spare room for her. She asked if I would sleep in the bed with her and I (STILL not taking the hint) agreed and we squeezed into the bed.
After a while we started snogging, groping, etc. but because I was so bloody clueless we didn't actually shag. She left early in the morning to go to work, and I went into my job feeling like shit for the rest of the day.
Still, the following night I went round her place and ended up losing it to her in a threesome with her ex-girlfriend. It wasn't as much fun as it sounds. I was 24. We lasted 3 months after that.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:17, Reply)
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