I have never put a cable tie around the handle of a Febreze spray (the Aerosol ones)
Pulled it tight then tossed it into the office of a co-worker.

And thus Maffers did not usher in the new era of inter-office warfare to the people of B3ta.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:56, 11 replies)

a diagram please
Of what it would have looked like, had you done it.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:43, closed)

Hang on!
Surely if you tie the pump action of an aerosol shut then it will just squirt once and then stop?

That's how aerosols work.

EDIT: Apparently I'm being a dick. But I've just tried it with my kitchen cleaner and a bit of string. It squirted once and stopped. Does it have to be a cable tie? Does it have to be Febreze?

SECOND EDIT: Oh, no. Shit. I am being a dick. Fail, fail, fail. I won't delete this because I'll get the piss ripped out of me even more. Never mind.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:14, closed)

Oh, not again.
I accidentally clicked 'I like this' when I really wanted to click reply so that I could say "mmnnnnngggghhh".
( 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:29, closed)

No.
It is not.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:42, closed)

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Science Teacher

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 7:08, closed)

Not my image.
www.braincrumbtrail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/zanypickle_08191006.jpg
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:19, closed)

I was thinking of them shitty little push top aerosols.
Just pull off the spray button thingy, slam the nozzle down hard, toss, run.

ninja'd my shitty diagram off this reply, it didn't look right at all.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:24, closed)

I call bullshit.
Shame you're not alone in reading memebase/artoftrolling.

artoftrolling.memebase.com/2011/09/16/febreze-troll-stink-bomb/

pla·gia·rism/ˈplâjəˌrizəm/
Noun: The practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

That is all :)
( user_names_suck, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:42, closed)

I don't read either of those websites but am aware of them.
But like I said in the OP.
"I have never".

I don't even work in an office.
Edit: Also, I never said I invented it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:20, closed)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:49, closed)

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:53, closed)