Hang on!
Surely if you tie the pump action of an aerosol shut then it will just squirt once and then stop?

That's how aerosols work.

EDIT: Apparently I'm being a dick. But I've just tried it with my kitchen cleaner and a bit of string. It squirted once and stopped. Does it have to be a cable tie? Does it have to be Febreze?

SECOND EDIT: Oh, no. Shit. I am being a dick. Fail, fail, fail. I won't delete this because I'll get the piss ripped out of me even more. Never mind.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:14, 3 replies)

Oh, not again.
I accidentally clicked 'I like this' when I really wanted to click reply so that I could say "mmnnnnngggghhh".
( 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:29, closed)

No.
It is not.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:42, closed)

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Science Teacher

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 7:08, closed)