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Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!
( , Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
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Pulled it tight then tossed it into the office of a co-worker.
And thus Maffers did not usher in the new era of inter-office warfare to the people of B3ta.
( , Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:56, 11 replies)
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Of what it would have looked like, had you done it.
( , Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:43, closed)
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Surely if you tie the pump action of an aerosol shut then it will just squirt once and then stop?
That's how aerosols work.
EDIT: Apparently I'm being a dick. But I've just tried it with my kitchen cleaner and a bit of string. It squirted once and stopped. Does it have to be a cable tie? Does it have to be Febreze?
SECOND EDIT: Oh, no. Shit. I am being a dick. Fail, fail, fail. I won't delete this because I'll get the piss ripped out of me even more. Never mind.
( , Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:14, closed)
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I accidentally clicked 'I like this' when I really wanted to click reply so that I could say "mmnnnnngggghhh".
( , Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:29, closed)
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( , Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:19, closed)
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Just pull off the spray button thingy, slam the nozzle down hard, toss, run.
ninja'd my shitty diagram off this reply, it didn't look right at all.
( , Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:24, closed)
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Shame you're not alone in reading memebase/artoftrolling.
artoftrolling.memebase.com/2011/09/16/febreze-troll-stink-bomb/
pla·gia·rism/ˈplâjəˌrizəm/
Noun: The practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
That is all :)
( , Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:42, closed)
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But like I said in the OP.
"I have never".
I don't even work in an office.
Edit: Also, I never said I invented it.
( , Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:20, closed)
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