I didn't do it
Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!
( , Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!
( , Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
« Go Back
I was invited to see a guest lecturer at university
but when he started his lecture by telling us that there 650,000 different species of insect known in the world, I did not make an aside rather more loudly than I intended saying "Well, that's wrong for a start."
If I had, and the poor chap had heard it, he might have flinched violently and give a hunted look to the room, and then begun to blush and stammer and whisk through his slides at some speed, at one point losing track completely to a room full of increasingly unimpressed undergraduates.
And then I might have felt bad about it for years afterwards.
But I didn't. So that's a relief.
( , Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:57, 4 replies)
but when he started his lecture by telling us that there 650,000 different species of insect known in the world, I did not make an aside rather more loudly than I intended saying "Well, that's wrong for a start."
If I had, and the poor chap had heard it, he might have flinched violently and give a hunted look to the room, and then begun to blush and stammer and whisk through his slides at some speed, at one point losing track completely to a room full of increasingly unimpressed undergraduates.
And then I might have felt bad about it for years afterwards.
But I didn't. So that's a relief.
( , Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:57, 4 replies)
that must have been really handy for the scientist
because it would be really annoying if it was a number like 1,314,765 becuase that looks rubbish.
( , Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:19, closed)
because it would be really annoying if it was a number like 1,314,765 becuase that looks rubbish.
( , Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:19, closed)
Pi to 3 decimal places
then 765? Not too hard to remember, but it would change a lot.
( , Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:09, closed)
then 765? Not too hard to remember, but it would change a lot.
( , Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:09, closed)
« Go Back