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Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."

What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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... so I was feeling pretty low, and decided to drink away my blues with a couple of girls I know.
We'd got on the outside of the best part of a bottle of whiskey, and talk turned to sex.

"Have you ever kissed another girl?" asked one to the other.

"Sure" came the reply, "It was lovely - very soft. Have you?"

"No" she replied, "I've never tried it, but I'd like to."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:53, 15 replies)
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(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:06, closed)
I would have liked to have seen that myself.....
Two girls kissing is great.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:14, closed)

kissing getting nekkid and sexytiems
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:26, closed)

Two girlsClaudia and Katie on YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:21, closed)

oh very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:18, closed)
damned if I know where the rest is

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 13:37, closed)
If only there was footage of it on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:20, closed)

She wasn't wearing cherry chapstick was she?
(FondaAccord, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:11, closed)
but what's this got to do with the question?

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:28, closed)
It looks like a story
but it isn't finished and therefore not what it looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:29, closed)
hmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:44, closed)
^^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:54, closed)
Ah, very clever
And the resulting lump in my boxers, being half formed, is also not what it looks like.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, closed)
haemorrhoids?

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:17, closed)
perforated.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:23, closed)

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