It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Dad 1 - 0 DaughterHide and seek with the daughter. Made a fake me by hiding lots of cuddly toys under her bed covers and hid behind the door.
She fell for it like a sucker.
Me - 1. 3 year old daughter - 0
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useless_rocker twitter.com/phillipteague, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:00,
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I do hope youscreamed "IN YOUR FACE" about ten times
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:40,
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I was too busy laughingas the daughter did a top rope like dive onto said cushions whilst laughing like a maniac. Then couldn't work out what the heck has just happened.
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useless_rocker twitter.com/phillipteague, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:59,
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Why on earthwould your daughter expect to find you in her bed?
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FUCKING HELLYou have a point. Or a very fucking dirty, twisted mind. Or both. Probably both.
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