It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Similar to the one I heardYou find a female/easily shockable-looking cashier and put these items on the conveyor belt in this order:
Mince
Bolognese sauce
Lasange pasta sheets
Milk
Cheese
Nice bottle of wine
Tissues
Condoms
Several large cumcumbers
Then watch their face change from "Aww" to "Eww".
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MatJ LOOK, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 3:01,
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Or they might react completely differently...There's a very chatty girl in my local Sainsbury's who seeing me buy 2 packets of butter, said "I expect you'll be cooking with the other one?"
What could I reply but: "Both actually, but I've got plenty of olive oil."
Her laugh dislodged several spiders from the ceiling.
And yes, if I were 20 years younger and not married, I absolutely would.
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Ewwww.Pre-made bolognese sauce.
You disgust me.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 9:53,
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