It's Not What It Looks Like!
Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Sexy checkout girl in our local supermarket
In order to impress her, I put a pack of extra-large condoms in my weekly shopping, so she thinks I have a huge cock. I don't.
( , Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:56, 6 replies)
In order to impress her, I put a pack of extra-large condoms in my weekly shopping, so she thinks I have a huge cock. I don't.
( , Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:56, 6 replies)
It's more likely
that she now thinks your boyfriend is hung like a baboon, and needs the johnnies to protect him from your ass AIDS.
( , Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:26, closed)
that she now thinks your boyfriend is hung like a baboon, and needs the johnnies to protect him from your ass AIDS.
( , Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:26, closed)
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