It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Falling asleep on a toiletAt a wake wasn't my finest hour. Compounded by the fact that my cock was hanging out for all the female visitors to see. Compounded even further by the fact that it was fucking freezing in the toilet.
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Compounded by the fact you have a very small willy to start with.(
girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:15,
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Touchebut alas I am Mr.Average in most depts including this one. Average is 10" right? ;)
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FreezingOr just small :)
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:32,
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Both :)(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:01, closed)
I'm ashamed to sayI have done a very similar thing.
EDIT: How is this not what it looks like?!
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:56,
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This is trueHe was a shadow of his former self, hibination is not a good look for a flacid cock.
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selective reading ;) I know a couple of people that have done thisIn one case we had to break down a bathroom door to get the offender out.
Check 2nd part -
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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That's your career at B&Q over(
shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:37,
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haha!!Best reply of the week!
*click*
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