It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Its not a small horse...I have to blame spending too much time in here for the story im going to tell.
I was sitting at out local having a few beers with friends, and talking absolute shit , as I do.
It got to the stage where we were trying to out do each other with horrible stories. After regaling us with one such story I turn to said friend and say" Fuck i wish i had some mind bleach"
Then procceded to simulate pouring bleach in my ear, which from passers by must have looked odd, as while i was doing this my mate yells out drunkly "Looks like your wanking off a small horse!"
Cue much laughter and mimicing for the rest of the night.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:24,
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Was your wanking off a small horse very recognisable?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:03,
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Lean 45 degrees to the leftThen pretend to pour a liquid in your ear and shake the last of it in.
Hence wanking off a small horse.(Whore)
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:25,
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Ram, horse , goat... its all the same to me.(
jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 6:04,
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glad to hear it. nothing gets on my goat more than speciesism in bestaility.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 6:17,
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