John o'Keefe?
Amo, Amas, I love a lass
As a cedar tall and slender
Sweet cowslips grace is her nominative case
And she’s of the feminine gender

Rorum, corum, sunt divorum
Harum, scarum divo
Tag-rag, merry-derry, periwig and hat-band
Hic hoc horum genitivo

Can I decline a nymph divine?
Her voice as a flute is dulcis
Her oculus bright, her manus white
And soft when I tacto, her pulse is

Rorum, corum, sunt divorum,
Harum, scarum divo
Tag-rag, merry-derry, periwig and hat-band
Hic hoc horum genitivo.

Oh, how bella my puella,
I’ll kiss secula seculorum
If I’ve luck, sir, she’s my uxor,
O dies benedictorum

Rorum, corum, sunt divorum,
Harum, scarum divo
Tag-rag, merry-derry, periwig and hat-band
Hic hoc horum genitivo.
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:44, 1 reply)

Ah.
The one I know is a bit ruder. There's something about her lovely arse, I seem to remember.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:48, closed)

Work in progress...
Amo, amass, I loved a lass
and she was tall & slender
at the bottom of her spine was an arse divine
& useless did I it render

Can I decline a nymph divine
when she so clearly wants it?
Her skin so white, her tits a delight
& on top of it all - a dumb shit.

Any ideas for the last verse, or the nonsense inbetween?
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:57, closed)