Old stuff I still knowOur Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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Ancient PornI recently rewrote what may possibly be the earliest piece of pornographic(ish) software ever. In QBASIC. On an 80386. In DOS.
Originally written while bored at uni in the 1970s for a computer so very, very old it outputted on a printer, I ported it across because I was very, very bored and slightly drunk.
It prints "aaahhh" on the screen at an ever-increasing pace 10 times, then "Aaahhh Yeah, that's it", then "aaahhh" another 9 times (again, increasing pace) and then finishes with "ooooooooooooooooooooooh".
To be honest, it's probably not the earliest porn ever. But it's the earliest I know of as I write this, so that's good enough for me! :D
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Sat 2 Jul 2011, 1:42,
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Your work intrigues meand I'd like to subscribe to your GitHub.
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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 2 Jul 2011, 2:01,
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