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My office this year is having Christmas lunch. In the office. On some desks we are going to clear the monitors off. The computers underneath will keep running as we are behind on some deadlines and need to keep rendering.

OK, so some people aren't getting anything, but how Scrooge-like are your bosses when it comes to Christmas?

(, Thu 16 Dec 2004, 14:42)
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re: ken3005
I work with a bloke called Ken... you're not he, are you?

At our office, we've been made to wear Santa-hats with flashing lights since December 1st. The office happiness-Nazi also plays a continuous stream of Christmas-y songs on random play, which means you often get to hear "Christmas in New York" by the Pogues, followed by the SugaBabes murdering "Oh come let us adore him" (possibly the shittest carol ever, before they got their theiving scouse hands on it) followed by "Christmas in New York" being covered by somone-or other, followed by two similar versions of "Walking in the air".

The Sugababes stuff actually makes me angry it is so bad! Whenever I hear it, I feel the need to stick pencils in my ears.

So I got myself a set of headphones so I could play something decent to drown out the nonsense. The happiness-nazi actually confiscated them when I was having a pee!

He gave them back when I told him that I was not watermeloning well working here if I had to listen to this shite all day.

Did he apologise? Did he watermelon. Fat powerfreak watermelontard.

[edit] : hey! Who turned on the swearing-censor again? Cnut-y balled spunktard! I like swearing!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2004, 22:33, Reply)

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