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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can I join the self-help group too?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
No.
Women only and you're the enemy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I'll be very quiet and I'll bring some biscuits* with me?
*Proper biscuits, not your dog.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Posh biscuits?
Not your Asda crap?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)
God yeah. I'll even get chocolate hob-nobs if I can join your club.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Ok then.
But don't get any funny ideas that you are the same as us.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)
I'm fair sure I'll remember the differences.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)
You managed to keep a woman long enough to get married to her!
so you can't be that much of a reject.
conveniently ignoring the aftermath, of course...
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)
You are also overlooking just how cunning I'm trying to be.
Lots of single women + Bloke = Bloke has a chance of pulling.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Lots of needy traumatised menhating women?
Pfft. Your funeral mate.
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)
Taking on a woman with issues is a lot like getting a rescue dog.
Looks great fun to start with, but they become completely mental in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)
That metaphor doesn't really work for you
If you treated a woman like you'd treat a rescue dog it'd be the Fritzls all over again...
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)
True.
I retract that remark.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)
I don't really hate men.
I just hate the ones who don't realise what they turned down.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)
You make complicated human relationships sound like an episode of
Deal or No Deal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)
It wasn't complicated to me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

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