Pizza, sleep and poker at the 50p/£1 stakes
In roughly that order.


Alt: In a remote pub in India, the landlord had an Elephant that he kept out back and used for moving the barrels. He had a challenge related to the Elephant - anyone who could make the Elephant laugh would win free beer for life.

Years passed, and no-one could make it laugh. The challenge became quite famous, and comedians from all over the world travelled to this far-flung corner of India to try and make the Elephant laugh. None of them succeeded. One day, a stranger wandered into the pub and asked where the Elephant was, so he could take up the challenge. The barman took him outside saying "You'll never do it" before returning to his place at the bar.

Five minutes later, the stranger returned. "Have you given up so quickly?" asked the barman with a sneer. The stranger pointed wordlessly outside, to where the Elephant was laughing like it had just seen Amorous badger slip on a banana skin and fall into a skip.

"How did you do that?!" asked the amazed barman. "That's not all" replied the stranger. He walked outside and was back again in under five minutes. The astounded barman looked outside again, to where the Elephant was sobbing it's heart out on the ground.

"This is incredible" said the barman. "I've seen poets and playwrights, comedians and geniuses try to get a laugh out of that animal, and not one got even a flicker of an eyelid! What's your secret?"

The stranger replied "The first time, I told him I had a bigger cock than he did".

"The second time, I proved it."
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