If a player was being particularly shit that weekend
did you nudge Tony and exclaim in a knowing manner "I wonder where they DUG HIM UP FROM, TONY? Eh, eh?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He did quote a few things for the club as 'Baldrick'
Famously at a City v Rovers game, he did the half-time draw to which there was a cry of 'can we hear Baldrick sing? No, No! Can we hear Baldrick sing, we can't hear a fucking thing!'

He responded in kind with a 'yes you fucking can' ending and got load of grief in the local press. The same local press who didn't mention the on-pitch battle at the end of the game involving about 500. It was the worst in-ground trouble I've seen since the 80s!

He also did a few of Baldricks poems at various club evening (whilst dressed in character)

'Lee Matthews, Lee Matthews, when you scored, you were a hit, this very rarely happened, 'cos you were never fucking fit'

He had something for most of the squad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)