Yeah, the worst is over I guess
I just cannot believe the shitawful luck of it. And it was warmer but is getting chillier again! On the plus side though, I am tucked up in bed with my electric blanket on full whack, and I'm seeing hot bloke on Friday and I will be drunk and wearing an extremely nice dress.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Listen to an old man.
You'll make a better impression on people, if you don't arrive at an event 9 pints to the good, and then carry on drinking.

Start off sober.

Here ends the announcement.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Haha, I'm at my works christmas do
which I will remain relatively sober for and leave relatively early, and I am seeing him afterwards.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Which means
You'll drink too much and turn up drunk for HB.

Going on two boozey-doo's in a day doesn't mean the second one will be memorable!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)

Oi, not all of us drink like a fish you know!
I shall be light-to-middling-tipsy before I take him to the cocktail place, and then just plain drunk after. But so will he be.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)

How drunk will you let him get before you jump him?
I assume you'll be expecting him to perform?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)

I haven't decided
but it is potentially on the cards, assuming I don't get all shy and embarrassed.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Don't worry about your performance! Worry about his!
If you're up for HB, sober or drunk, then take full advantage!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:09, Reply)