Good for you.
Optimism is always a good thing.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Talking to you lot does use up most of my reserves
But it also makes the real world seem less harsh by comparison
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I'm glad I'm of use for something.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Don't get a big head love
I meant you plural
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Back to the yawn.
I'm not sure why you're so obsessed with being a twat to me, but could you be more inventive? I don't have a real job, I need intellectual stimulation.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)

It's the online equivalent of pulling your hair in the playground
And of the various forms of stimulation I could offer you, intellectual is unlikely to be forthcoming
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I don't blame you
I'm pretty fucking awesome.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Prove it
Particularly the "fucking" part
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)

It should be obvious
you bender.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

How so?
I can't tell how good you are in bed psychically, although I imagine it would save you a lot of time and disappointment if you could
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:48, Reply)

It certainly would.
Although I imagine people guess you're a crap shag when they look at you. You've saved a lot of ladies a lot of disappointment there. Well done.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Thank you
It's good to know that my face serves some public service
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Plus it gives us all a laugh

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Not everyone
Some are genuinely horrified
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You two should just fuck and get it over with.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I'm up for it if Bella is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:02, Reply)

What the hell
I could do with a good laugh.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I'll bring a joke book
I'll need something to keep me awake I reckon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

It's the ageing that does that.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Nah
ageing staggeringly unoriginal insults
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I'm hungover.
I shall be as unoriginal as I like.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Too easy
hungover boring
shall have no choice but to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Some people say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
I, however, think it is strikethroughs.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

clicking this

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Unsurprising really

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)