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Where's all the action at?So we've had visits from two of OT's regular mentals in two days. What does this mean? Are they in league? Are they the same person horribly metamorphosed into separate entities to throw us off the scent?
Fuck knows. Who's your favourite mental, online or otherwise?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:54,
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do you count?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:56,
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Sure, why not.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:58,
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then my favourite mental is someone who is definitely not youyou cunt
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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Brilliant, wouldn't want you putting me on any kind of pedestal.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:11,
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Joey Deacon.No other celebrity mental comes close.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:57,
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jinx, i just posted and subsuquently deleted a v similar post.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:57,
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bum off bummer(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:00,
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It's got to be Mike AshleyThe man seems absolutely incapable of keeping his hand away from the self-destruct button.
I know I'm going to get anti-football bollockings for this but am hoping Jeff and Bobby will help me ignore them
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This^and I am a Sunderland fan!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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You've probably got a statue of the fat bastard in the city centreFor services to comedy
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This may be truethough after 5-1 Newcastle may also have a Bruce statue
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:16,
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emo. yawn.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:03,
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I am not an emo!I may be many, many horrible things, but emo is not one of them.
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I don't think you can call anyone out of their teens an emoIf you keep being a moany twat without the excuse of teenage angst you're just a goth
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Well I'm clearly not a goth.I'm not a moany twat either though. I prefer the term 'miserable, hungover cunt'. What do we get to call you?
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I'd like to say "Darth Foxtrot" is traditionalbut usually it's something much worse
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Yeah, but it's boring to call him a massive bender.Too fucking obvious.
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It's gone through "boring" now and has achieved "running gag" status,which makes it funny again.
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Talking to you lot does use up most of my reservesBut it also makes the real world seem less harsh by comparison
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Back to the yawn.I'm not sure why you're so obsessed with being a twat to me, but could you be more inventive? I don't have a real job, I need intellectual stimulation.
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It's the online equivalent of pulling your hair in the playgroundAnd of the various forms of stimulation I could offer you, intellectual is unlikely to be forthcoming
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How so?I can't tell how good you are in bed psychically, although I imagine it would save you a lot of time and disappointment if you could
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It certainly would.Although I imagine people guess you're a crap shag when they look at you. You've saved a lot of ladies a lot of disappointment there. Well done.
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Thank youIt's good to know that my face serves some public service
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You two should just fuck and get it over with.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:58,
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I'll bring a joke bookI'll need something to keep me awake I reckon
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Some people say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.I, however, think it is strikethroughs.
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I know my local team are shit.Not giving a fuck about football in the slightest makes it difficult to care.
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FineZOMGFHGHPS HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FOOTBALL TEAM?!?!?!?!!!111!!
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Oh wow, thanks.*Puts man points on windowsill in case of emergencies*
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he is a buffoon of the highest orderAlthough wtching deluded toon fans weep never fails to amuse.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:03,
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good man yeah, still in bed so can't complainlooking forward to strictly?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:11,
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I wish I could say noBut the standard of dancing this year has been really impressive. Kara Tointon is fucking brilliant
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I want her to win, it helps that she is fucking gorgeous.I'm glad the bloke from Eastenders, who looked like he had lukemia he lost so much weight, got booted
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:16,
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If there was a film about the life of Darth and Bob it would be called'Bum and Bummer'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:17,
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Can I play myself? I need the money.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:19,
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haha , no charge for that(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:24,
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You'll wank for coins. Don't lie.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:30,
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Yeah he started really wellbut to be honest I think he was being pushed to excel by his partner, who is absolutely fantastic. Reached his limit and left at the right time. Matt Baker is more naturally gifted but his partner's choreography does him few favours
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I think that it would be impossible for me to give less of a shit about football(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:04,
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Not quiteA few more days to wait.
Do you know when you´re going to be on TV? I´ll have to ask someone to record it for me.
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No, it won't be for a while yetNot til April or May. I'll be telling EVERYONE when I have a date!
How are the preparations going?
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I love you wookiee.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:11,
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mmmmm breakfast Jesus(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:12,
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FineWith a cold, as usual, and very tired, but I don´t complain because we´re at 27ºC and that makes me happy.
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Its bacony wonder has prevent me from murdering anyone this morning.I am hung over to fuck.
I want some bacon now.
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human flesh tastes a lot like porkor so I've heard....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:31,
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It's stopping him whispering things to me that is the problem(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:36,
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As you spoon in bed?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:51,
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To be fair, if he's decided you're going to spoon then you don't get a lot of choice in the matter.(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Hello!Favourite mental? Almost anyone from here. You are quite high up on the list, yourself.
How´re things going?
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Nice and warmAlthough I´ve got a cold already and no time to sleep it better.
How are things over there? Still snowing?
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It's stopped for a while and more snow is on the way allegedly.Plans going ok for the wedding?
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:19,
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Really, more snow?I´m considering going to Manchester tomorrow for the weekend (already bought the ticket) but if more snow is forecast... I´ll give it a miss.
Things going ok. Very busy, as I´m a week late, but we´ve fixed time and almost have the menu ready too. Yesterday had hair trial, bought shoes and underwear (my god! these things are expensive!) and today I have the dress trial. Let´s hope it´s massive :)
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*glees*Check the weather reports as it might not be too bad around Manchester. I think the worst of it will be Scotland/Cumbria way.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:24,
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I seeMy ticket is to Manchester and from Gatwick. It was a good idea when I bought it as I would have been in Tenerife 3 weeks, but now it seems a bit silly to go, specially when I have so many things to do.
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Woo!Hi you. Things're great! Are you still travelling?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:16,
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I've stopped for a whileAfter 8 days I managed to get home. I´ll stay in Tenerife until the 10th of January, and then travel again. I hope I´ve used all my "travel bad luck" on this one.
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Big snow due again on Saturday, then freezing for a few days.Could be fun.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:20,
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I bet even penguins get pissed off at snow sometimes.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:26,
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That can only mean that Craig the ghost of christmas future is set for a return tomorrow(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:16,
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I almost said 'you'but then I realised that whilst the phrase 'favourite mental' has the word 'favourite' in it, it also has the word 'mental', which could be construed as a bit mean.
I suppose it would have to be my mum, then - I love her but sometimes I'm really not sure why - she's a bit pants-on-head-mad.
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That's all a bit mean.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:19,
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Sorry Noel :(I love you really. I love my mum really too, but you haven't met her - she'd try even your patience!
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My mum is the same.But she's old too which makes it worse.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:22,
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I wasn't complaining.I do have limited patience sometimes and I know as much as anyone how much family can get on your tits. Speaking of which, how are you?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:23,
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*rolls eyes at self*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:23,
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Having an epicly shit few weeksbut meh, in a weeks time I'll be off for 10 days and I can eat and drink and sleep until I am merry once more.
How's the new place coming along?
EDIT - nice segue by the way.
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Hey, you met some awesome b3tans at the weekendSo it can't have been that shit!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:30,
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Obvious set up leads to obvious closerAnd the world keeps on turning.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:36,
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Labs, my dearI was all the better for seeing you. Sadly the week has plummeted southwards somewhat since then.
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ShithouseI did see by your FB that it may not have gone well. Did you punch the interviewer?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:40,
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NoI would have been far better by punching myself, because I am a great big belming retard who fluffed a couple of easy questions and made herself look really stupid.
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Interview nerves? Happens to everyoneYou'll nail the next one though!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:44,
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But I wanted this one!*tantrums*
Admittedly I'd resigned myself to not getting it before I even went, so I'm not massively surprised. Coming back yesterday to a disciplinary though, I could have really done without.
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Shit!What was the disciplinary about?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:51,
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That all sucks big, but light at the end of the tunnel and all that.The new place is getting sorted steadily. Still need a few comforts but it's a home now and I love it to pieces. I spent an hour last night bodging some cables and setting up an amp and my beautiful Mission monitor speakers in my room so I can play music from my phone in bed *awesomes*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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Hehe, little things, eh Noel?I'm glad to hear you're settling in.
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And I'm sorry to hear things are shit.I hope your festive break fills you with joy and cider.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:52,
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Well, shit happens doesn't it?you can't let it grind you down (although you can decide not to beaker about it ONLINE and this is something I should really consider)
I shall however make sure that my christmas is brimful of cider and joy, and I hope yours is too.
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Bou.The original, and still the best. Would be a tight play-off between her and Ding though.
hehe stupid hat^^
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:17,
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obsidian nipples.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:00,
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gilgameshalthough he did think i was a totally pointless idiot and a man in drag, he was still exceptionally funny.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:26,
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Seems I've missed a lot thenWas off work yesterday due to copious vomiting, then slept 12 hours last night still fully clothed. I'm back in work now, but feeling rather spaced out.
My favourite mental is the kind who has a massive online break/bertdown, flounces off, and then stays away forever.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:30,
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Cheers!I'm amazed I zonked out for 12 hours though, only lay down to shift a headache, didn't even bother getting undressed as I figured I'd only nap for an hour.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:35,
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Aw, bless.I think I'm coming down with something myself. Hopefully not involving copious body fluids of any kind *crosses fingers*. I can't afford to be ill, working for the next three nights. Bah.
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Here's hoping you manage to avoid being ill then!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:43,
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This.Although it might just be part of my EPIC hangover. Oh well, cuppa and a spliff with my neighbour soon, should sort me out.
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I wondered where you'd got towhat's wrong with you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:32,
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Plenty of thingsBut as far as illness goes, I started throwing up Tuesday after work, and continued for a good chunk of the night. Seems to have settled down now, and I'm starting to feel hungry which is usually a good sign of recovery.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:34,
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well, yes, obviouslyI meant this time.
Doesn't sound good. You probably caught whatever Mr and Dr Catfaceceilidhband had
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:35,
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That was my first thoughtBut I didn't get all the symptoms of the Norovirus. Still, feeling well enough to be in work, so here I am... on b3ta...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:38,
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It affects different people differentlyalthough if you didn't also shit your guts out it may not have been norovirus. Either way, if you got it at the bash, that means I may also have caught it.
/sigh
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I'm fairly hardyI never seem to come down fully with bugs when they do the rounds. Hope you don't suffer though!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:42,
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Because we were all sat together in the puband norovirus is really fucking contagious?
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Plus there's all that sex...(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:45,
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Did you forget I was in the room?Or were you both putting on a show for me?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:50,
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you were with them at the wedding as well thoughwhen they were likely more contagious
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:52,
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Maybe it's morning sicknessI was within 5ft of Catface on a number of occasions, and I forgot to take the Morning After pill...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:53,
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that's it then, without a shadow of a doubtit's TGB I feel sorry for, she was sat next to him for a while
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:54,
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I feel sorry for her too.No particular reason, just general pity.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:56,
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Quadruplets at least(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:57,
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at least she doesn't have to worry about tearing(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:01,
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I'll be amazed if they don't just bungee right out of there like some grotesque half-formed episode of Thunderbirds.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:02,
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If anything, she'll have to worry about them rattling around like a fleshy pre-natal maraca(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:03,
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*high-fives*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:04,
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*reciprocates*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:06,
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We all knows who wears the trousers in that relationship.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:42,
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He doesBut she chooses which pair.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:43,
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Sounds like Norovirus.You shouldn't be in work, you'll have a couple more people of sick within a week now.
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I don't really like anyone here.Plus it was, ahem, one end only, rather than the double-ended violent liquidy explosions that the Norovirus usually causes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:41,
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I got noro last yearand it was only the "other" end. It affects different people differently. If you were somewhere with a Noro outbreak and you've been vomiting, it's going to be that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:03,
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Well that puts everyone at the Crackface wedding at risk :/Ah well, if people go off sick from here it won't be too bad, things wind down before xmas anyway.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:07,
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any idea what the incubation period is?I could really do with not having it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:09,
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It's pretty short generallybut can be a week or so. I think.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:16,
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No clueBut I would have caught it Saturday, and started puking Tuesday evening. You would have been 'exposed' Sunday, so last night you would have been heaving, if it follows my timeline.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:18,
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We had about 25, including babiesin a big country house for a weekend. 19 got it. The odds are not good. It's one of the most spectacularly infectious things there is out there.
The only thing that would put the odds better for your work lot than above is that we were all preparing food for each other before we realised, so that spreads it faster.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:18,
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The promise of the weekend is all that's keeping me going at the moment.Having said that though, my younger brother proposed to his missus the other day. She said yes and stuff. This is great news except I'm now expecting various "so, when is it going to be your turn?" conversations.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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Wrong thread dude.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:53,
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I've just found out I can't pay for my next OU course in installmentsThis is very fucking annoying indeed. Someone cheer me up
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BrilliantYou're obviously a professional in the field of cheering people up
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As it happens, I amBut I'm not going to gaz you a picture of my tits.
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Well, yesBut on reflection I'd rather have a moment of peace and quiet, do kindly fuck off
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On the principle of my previous post about playground hair-pullingI can only think of one reason why you're consistently being a cow
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Yes. Yes you do.Congratulations for being able to deal with this. Not THAT much of a secret any more, though
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I don't knowI quite like being able to look at myself in the mirror. If I fucked you, I'm not sure I'd be able to ever again.
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You're right.I still don't want to fuck you though. This is your problem.
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Not reallyThe problem is getting you to admit the truth, and then letting you down gently when you do
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Speak to their funding departmentthey're usually pretty reasonable. I know about 50 people who work there so say hello from me.
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Of course, they're based in MK aren't theyI might just do that, thank you
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