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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Because I'm hungover?
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:23,
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15 years ago)
If that's what you prefer to tell yourself
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:24,
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Oh yes, I forgot
I secretly want to fuck you, don't I?
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:31,
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Yes. Yes you do.
Congratulations for being able to deal with this. Not THAT much of a secret any more, though
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:32,
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I don't know
I quite like being able to look at myself in the mirror. If I fucked you, I'm not sure I'd be able to ever again.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:34,
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I fail to see how that is my problem
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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You're right.
I still don't want to fuck you though. This is your problem.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:42,
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Not really
The problem is getting you to admit the truth, and then letting you down gently when you do
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:44,
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Oh yes, how have I gone my whole life without you?
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:46,
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