I'll ask a question.
Bert,

When you were fucking your sister. Did you - at any point think - 'Hmm, it doesn't really matter if I make her cum or not, she'll have to get me a Christmas and Birthday gift, regardless?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

that's only when
you fuck your sister at Christmas.. you furious internet prick. Seriously Jeff chillax.
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:18, Reply)

So are you saying you're not Bert?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:21, Reply)

'a' bert
not the bert.. god rest her soul
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:24, Reply)

So what have you asked from your sister this Christmas?
Anal? The chance to cum on her face?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)

the timless xmas gift of
..please don't tell social services
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:33, Reply)