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Breaker Breaker
Got your ears on?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 23:33, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
10-4
Big Dawg:) smokeys are violating my ass
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)
We got us
a muthafuckin CONVOY
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)
We've got a great (small) convoy
Truckin' on through the snow!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
We are
wanking it to bloody stump
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 23:59, Reply)
The best way to deal with ANY snow.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Ass Violation
convoy
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Is it really?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)
not really
you win:)
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)
cunt
+fuck... cuntfuck
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Yep, they're attached.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
AA please ask a question and make this thread less gay?

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:09, Reply)
I'll ask a question.
Bert,

When you were fucking your sister. Did you - at any point think - 'Hmm, it doesn't really matter if I make her cum or not, she'll have to get me a Christmas and Birthday gift, regardless?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:12, Reply)
that's only when
you fuck your sister at Christmas.. you furious internet prick. Seriously Jeff chillax.
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:18, Reply)
So are you saying you're not Bert?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:21, Reply)
'a' bert
not the bert.. god rest her soul
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:24, Reply)
So what have you asked from your sister this Christmas?
Anal? The chance to cum on her face?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)
the timless xmas gift of
..please don't tell social services
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:33, Reply)
Hello, I'll assume you're new
Fine, what have you all been drinking today?

I've had Amstel, and am now on wine!

Also, what do you think of a man with long hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:19, Reply)
Tea
with powdered milk :(
Is cut off from the world because of snow

men with long hair.........................no, just no
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:21, Reply)
I'm half an half.
I'm not a fan of mullets, but I quite like my 'girly' hair!

Also, powdered milk? May 'God' have mercy on your soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:23, Reply)
girly hair?
its good on girlies

men with long hair, facial hair, chest hair and worst of all bum hair is just ewwwwwwwww for me

I needed a cup of tea, couldnt get fresh milk so powdered it was, and yes its yuk
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)
It's not the best

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)
Its ok
On muesli or Jordans Cereal with hot water
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:32, Reply)
There is no cereal but Coco Pops.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:44, Reply)
Coco Pops!!
MTFU
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)
Coco Pops are fucking awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:54, Reply)
Anything
that looks like detached anal warts in thin sloppy brown liquid just doesnt do it for me
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:00, Reply)
They taste good.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:05, Reply)
RICICLES!
It really is all about Ricicles.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:59, Reply)
Ricicles
Now thats something I havnt heard about for years
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:01, Reply)
I'm firmly in the cup of tea camp
though I'll have a satsuma occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:03, Reply)
You're missing nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:05, Reply)
Shut up
If I actually got off my arse and went to the supermarket like, ever, Ricicles would be top of my list. They kick Coco Pops' arse all over town.

Although my breakfast usually consists of fags and "Whhhyyy???"
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:17, Reply)
Coco pops rule all.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:34, Reply)
Internet lies!
I will not have it!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:40, Reply)
Shut it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:05, Reply)
You speak untruths online

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:08, Reply)
No chance

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:09, Reply)
This could lead to all out war

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:13, Reply)
I used to have long hair
but trying to fit in these days.

So short hair and short booze. Spirits.. hard shit for those who want to get drunk fast. String a sentence together.. what?
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:44, Reply)
Lots of lager and wine for me :D

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:45, Reply)
Can I cite it's a wonderful life..
as it's Xmas. Clarence follows George Bailey into the bar.. asks for gay drink.. listen angelprick... we serve hard liqour for men who want to get drunk.. fast! Now go un-suicide that random on the bridge.
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:50, Reply)
Fuck off.
Xmas is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:54, Reply)
I love xmas
However snow has possibly denied me the chance to partake in massive overindulgance with family this year.
I have a suitcase full of goodies and no means to get there :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:04, Reply)
How far are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:08, Reply)
At the totally
opposite end of the country :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:13, Reply)
Not good at all
I'm only one town over.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:14, Reply)
I'm in the south west
My family is in the north east.
My rural backwater has closed down, no buses at all, and the nearest train station is 30 miles away.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:17, Reply)
That's a bit shit

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:20, Reply)
It is indeed
I have a mountain of presents that ive spent the last 2 weeks making.
Looking at the news I'm not the only one who has been thwarted by the inclement weather.
Sadly I didnt buy any festive food assuming I wouldnt be here and now I cant get to the nearest supermarket to stock up.
I may now end up being one of those saddos posting online on xmas day
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:28, Reply)
Ah rubbish!
Don't consider it sad, consider it alternative and edgy. Too cool for xmas and all that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:30, Reply)
Exactly
We rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:31, Reply)
I am actually going to have to trim up soon
Accursed forced xmas party at mine. I hate xmas decorations.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:33, Reply)
Not good.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:34, Reply)
If it wasn't for the fact that I want to drink more mulled things
I'd totally cancel it just so I didn't have to do this. I have to bake a cake too!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:36, Reply)
Can you bake?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:36, Reply)
Unfortunately, yes.
This means I have to bake cakes for people all the time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:38, Reply)
Sweet!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:47, Reply)
I don't like doing it
I don't even fucking like cake.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:49, Reply)
Shock!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:51, Reply)
It's like I'm their tech-y person
But with cake.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:53, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:57, Reply)
Which is why I now work so hard to make people's expectations of me low

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:58, Reply)
Not good

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)
I dunno
People are pretty used to me being entirely cunting useless now, it's nice to be able to surprise them from time to time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:07, Reply)
I like that :)
I have a freezer full of dead aninal bits.
I can bake bread, cakes, biscuits and other carbo rich items
However I will probably get fresh fruit & veg withdrawal symptoms
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:48, Reply)
I can't remember the last time I ate fresh fruit or veg
and I'm still alive. You'll be fine. Stay strong!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:53, Reply)
I live round the corner from my family
Good when I need stuff. Not good when they need stuff.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:18, Reply)
Not good!#

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:20, Reply)
I know, right?
I was in serious danger this evening when my Mum found out I'd been talking about her tits on Facebook all day. She could have come round and killed me before I'd even packed a bag for a moonlight flit.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:21, Reply)
Not the best!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:24, Reply)
Any sensible person would not have posted that link
Thankfully

A) I am not sensible

B) She has a wicked sense of humour

Otherwise I would be cat food right now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:26, Reply)
Plus, she's got a cracking pair
But I prefer yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:31, Reply)
I want to hug you and kill you at the same time

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:32, Reply)
Shall we go with hug for the time being?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:32, Reply)
I'm not sure
After the Bones trick earlier, I'm pretty mad at you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:33, Reply)
How was it a trick?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:34, Reply)
Because I wasn't thinking about Bones
And now I am. OBSESSIVELY. You put the two words that would guarantee the most intrigue in the world.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:37, Reply)
I'm aware.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:47, Reply)
You have to tell me why
I promise not to kill you and eat you. Please ignore my earlier threats to the contrary.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:50, Reply)
Because she's upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:53, Reply)
WHY IS SHE UPSET?
She didn't even cry at Booth's fake funeral!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:54, Reply)
Well, I'm sure you'll find out.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:55, Reply)
I'm actually going to kill the fuck out of you for this.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:57, Reply)
Good good.
How about if I say she regrets her choice?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:59, Reply)
You can't imagine how much restraint I am using now
To a) not look at an episode guide and

b)not go all the way down south to yours and kill you, chop you up into tiny pieces, eat the pieces, throw them back up and then set them on fire.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:03, Reply)
Ok, fine.
You asked for it.

*spoilers*
She regrets not being with Booth, and cries over her loss
*end of spoilers*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:04, Reply)
Well that's just stupid
She shouldn't be with Booth.

I should.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:06, Reply)
Keep dreaming
p.s. Angel is superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:10, Reply)
I do. Often.
Angel doesn't have Angela, Zach or Sweets. Therefore not as good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:12, Reply)
Angel has Faith, Buffy and Cordelia
That's better than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:13, Reply)
Did Angel ever have
David Boreanez in the bath reading comics?

Did it ever have him being wheeled sat up on a gurney in the nip?

I can go on...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:17, Reply)
He wanders round naked a lot, it seems

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:19, Reply)
But not as BOOTH
I refuse to watch anything else with him in incase it ruins Booth for me.

That's not weird at all, right?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:21, Reply)
That's very weird.
Weirder than Woodside dressed as a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:31, Reply)
That would be weird.
*ponders*

I actually want to see that now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:33, Reply)
Again?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:37, Reply)
He's got the legs for it.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:38, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:43, Reply)
Dare I admit
I rather like that film
If I knew how to do a strikethough it would actually say "I love that film"

'Every time a bell rings and angel gets its wings'
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:56, Reply)
I love that part, can't help it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:08, Reply)
Y'all
up for an eyeball?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
I'm not sure.
Is it a good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:15, Reply)
if
driving to a desolate carpark at night to meet up with a fellow CBer is a good thing, then yes
For the rest of the sane population no
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:19, Reply)
That sounds like a lorry-driver nightclub..

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:20, Reply)
No lorries were harmed
It was all cortina drivers

thats how long ago it was
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:24, Reply)
Granada
+ layby + bagpipes
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)
oh!
The bagpipes, that was you in the mini wasnt it.
You wore bottle bottom glasses and offered a slice of haggis
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:31, Reply)
bagpipes
have little to do with Scotland
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:33, Reply)
Northumbria
And Brittany to name but 2
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:38, Reply)
I wore
a nappy and blue nail polish.. wie komme ich am besten zum bahnhof bitte?
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)
how do I come best to the station please?
Babelfish is pants
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:40, Reply)
no cars/dogs/women were harmed..
in this bizarre fantasy
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:32, Reply)
Blimey
If you think thats a bizarre fantasy, you really dont want to see inside my head
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:34, Reply)
haha touche

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:37, Reply)
Alan Rickman
2 albinos, a watermelon, 6 feet of plastic sheeting, a riding crop and 3 pints of double cream
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:42, Reply)
Leaf Hound?

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:57, Reply)
?
Leaf Hound?
Is clueless as to what that means
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:05, Reply)
Monty?
do I have to link this heathen myself? (no offence)
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:08, Reply)
Yes I think you do
I'm not enough of a OTer to totally understand the intigues and injokes yet
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:10, Reply)
no in-joke insomniac
just me being a drunken twat and espousing 60's/70's psychadelia.
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:19, Reply)
Dare I say it
LOL
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:32, Reply)
Ugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:32, Reply)
I feel the need...
Orange Goblin cover...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaivoqEuBUc

and the original...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMkKytAUHzA

hope that clears things up

Post script.. bay of pigs 1963.. it seems we killed the wrong guy:(
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:16, Reply)
Oh my brain hurtz
And I'm non the wiser
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:21, Reply)
wikibeaks
english.aljazeera.net/indepth/opinion/2010/12/2010129102245193184.html
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:24, Reply)
What's your handle son?
and what's your 20?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:34, Reply)
I've got no idea Vipros
How is the snow in your part of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:35, Reply)
CUNTFUCK

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:53, Reply)
You upset that the West Brom - Wolves match has been postponed too?
Same here. It's a sad day.

And with that I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:58, Reply)
football
is on a par with syphilis
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:04, Reply)
No
Any whore can get syphilis. Not every whore can get football.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:31, Reply)
Football is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:32, Reply)
football falls short of awesome(tm)

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:37, Reply)
Yawn.
No. It's twenty two overpaid, whinging cunts chasing a ball.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:42, Reply)
well it's a round ball...
more is payed for chasing a ball of a certain size and shape
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:44, Reply)
Are you possibly referring to
"Rugby, a game played by men with oddly shaped balls"?

Because I don't think they do pay as much.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:45, Reply)
obvious air-filled sphere
is obvious
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:46, Reply)
good call Bella

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:36, Reply)
Why thank you

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:39, Reply)
I may be bert
but I'm not a furious internet ingrate.
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:42, Reply)
I have no idea what you're talking about
But I have pizza now, so continue.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:44, Reply)
attempting to avoid being a tool...
how am I doing... oh crap don't answer that
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:48, Reply)
what toppings?

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:50, Reply)
Garlic Margherita
I'm kicking it old school
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:51, Reply)
You're missing out.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:54, Reply)
Yes
But if there was a heaven, I'd go there.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:55, Reply)
on what?
a vomit-based pizza?
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:56, Reply)
Nope, a good pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:57, Reply)
He's taking the piss out of me for being veggie
For about the 8th time today :P
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:57, Reply)
Be fair!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)
Ok, third

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:10, Reply)
at risk of sounding sexist
I love a girl with simple garlic and cheese based tastes.
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:55, Reply)
That didn't sound sexist
It just sounded massively perverse.

May I suggest French women?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:56, Reply)
Suggest Women..
and I'll shut the fuck up:)
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:59, Reply)
I'm afraid I can't do that
I'm not talking to AA any more, so I need someone to talk to.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)
Meanie

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:02, Reply)
You're evil!
I'm fucking lovely mate. If you ignore the homicidal message above, that is.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:04, Reply)
Fuck right off :D

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:05, Reply)
Sometimes I think I may be too violent
But then I come to my senses and realise that the fuckers deserve it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:15, Reply)
just set AA straight on pizza please
olives=gayman etc
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:00, Reply)
Olives can get to fuck
Horrid things.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)
you and AA have a little beef?
Come tell me I will /pander you both and we work it out?
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:04, Reply)
See posts above
As to why he is evil.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:05, Reply)
I'm fucking wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:05, Reply)
That's my line
I totally copyrighted that.

£20 royalties and we might forget our argument.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:06, Reply)
ignore me you two
love birds
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:06, Reply)
Shut it Bert

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:10, Reply)
Are you saying you don't love me?!
:P
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:11, Reply)
My pride shall keep me quiet!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:13, Reply)
Haha
That's a yes then? :P
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:15, Reply)
I'm saying nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:16, Reply)
Yeah, but I can see you blushing from here

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:19, Reply)
Christ on a bike, will you two just shag each other already?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:27, Reply)
Evening Woodside
Who says we haven't already?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:29, Reply)
That's an image I'd rather not have in my head.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:34, Reply)
You brought it up
So to speak
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:36, Reply)
easy man.. i'm trying to broker
some kind of shaky truce.
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:17, Reply)
I'm too cool for lurve

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:10, Reply)
That sounds like the name
of some hideous 70's decoration theme
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:11, Reply)
This is true
I imagine it would be puce in shade.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:14, Reply)
worst of all the colours

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:15, Reply)
Surely you have missed out 'bile'?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:18, Reply)
Olives are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:02, Reply)
Its all gone too left sided for me
So I'll bid you all goodnight
And ask that you all pray for a snowmelt today so I can get out of my rural backwater and get to my family for xmas
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:00, Reply)
*crosses everything*
Good luck!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:05, Reply)
c'mon admit it...
you lurve him
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:09, Reply)
I have no clue at all

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:58, Reply)
I'll join youi
On the clueless step
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:08, Reply)

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