I hope not
Although you get some points for quoting Red Dwarf.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Thought you'd like that
Shameless pandering, there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Well I like pandering and Red Dwarf
Double points.

You bumder.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Cheers
You flangemonkey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

S'alright
you big screaming queen, you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Not screaming so much any more
It gets looser with practice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Your neighbours will be pleased to hear that
Or rather, not hear it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Once the nightmares stop, they will be
Could take a while
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

My friend was in the other night
and heard her next door neighbour screaming, so she called the police. The police popped round after they'd checked in on her and explained to my friend that the neighbour was ok, they'd just got a bit 'over excited' at SCD. This confused me, I thought you lived down South?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

That is preposterous
I live in Norwich, which is East rather than South, but certainly South to the likes o' you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

If it's not in Yorkshire or above
It counts as the South.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Having made the journey most August Bank Holdays over the last decade
I can tell you that Norwich is 200 miles south-east of Bradford

Fascinating, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Unfortunately
they are 'Pratchett/Simpsons tie internet twat' points, but hey ho.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I'm a massive geek though
So it's ok.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

No it isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Points are points
In my tragic, pathetically needy corner of the internet, they're the only currency that matters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

It's ok to me.
The world at large can make their own judgement.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)