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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I lied to get out of going to my best friends house yesterday.
Mostly because I was dying, partly because I realised she's not my bff anymore and I just don't see the point in bending over backwards for her at christmas when we haven't been too bothered about seeing eachother for the last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
get well soon
was it your works xmas do that killed you?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)
nah, going out for a friends birthday, had a bottle of cheap champagne before dinner, half a bottle of wine at dinner
a few glasses in the limo on the way to the bar

and only had 2 beers while at the bar I was so drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)
I had to carry my boss out of the bar at ours

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)
oh my my my
I don't exactly remember getting out of the limo and into my friends truck but I do remember shouting to turn up the heat
apparently she responded with "B isn't feeling well, I don't want to make her sick"

I said "FUCK HER"

haha
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)
Blackouts
natures gift of mercy
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)
Who have you promoted to the lofty position of bff now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)
no one
my dog I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)
good dog.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)
she's bad actually, I'm hoping this food situation will sort her out.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)
She'll need more exercise if you feed her more.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)
she gets PLENTY of exercise, which is why she has become skin and bones

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)
Well give her more food and teach her to do silly tricks when you swear.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)
good plan
its like a four legged interpretive dance of the word nun-frottage
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)

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