Get a free template
from somewhere like www.freelayouts.com/websites/html-templates
to give the impression you know what you're doing

Then tell your boss it'll take you ages to do and it'll be easier to work from home for few a few days (say, over Christmas and the New Year). Find some mug on here who will do it for nothing and spend the festive period getting drunk whilst a kind soul builds you a website in a couple of hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this stresses me out beyond fucking belief
mostly because he's all "just do it" and "why don't you know anything about this"
BECAUSE I CAME FROM THE FACTORY WITH A DEFECT, YOU DICK?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Tell him to 'sit on it'
Just like they did in Happy Days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)