GNU FRED.
Hopefully TGB hasn't entirely driven everyone away and she has gone off to start a nightclub in her 'downstairs area' where a band called 'The Beatles' will become popular in the early 60s.

Tell me who is 'one to watch' in 2011, in any given sphere, and I shall roundly mock you for being an idiot, for your troubles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:39, 161 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You can watch me if you like.
*gyrates in sexy manner*
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

*cranks one out in full view of staff*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Woo! another first for me.
*crosses off list*
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Monty, obvs, he's in danger of becoming a total spazzatron.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

How much
…is an 8-ball of coke in the US, Kris-Kringle?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I haven't the slightest, darling.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Anyhwere between $100 and $200...
..depending on your 'man'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I shall be a famous photographer by the end of 2011
either by my great artistic ability, or for photographing my victims
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

As long as you 'focus'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Kim Jong Il
and his attempts to make his son look like a badass in front of all his Commie mates.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'm looking forward to your wedding next year.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Me too
It'll be like a fairytale wedding crossed with Scarface.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

featuring Mr and Mrs Boyce doing a rendition of "A whole new world"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Or Deuchland Deuchland uber alles.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Or "White Wedding"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Or "Careless Shirter"

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I heard there'll be a snow theme

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I think they're going to release kittens at the end too.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

And nommy sammiches in the buffet

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Served by waiters dressed up as Nombies

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

haha, perfect

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

On the weekend we tried to wind up an unnamed B3tan
claiming we were 'planning the wedding'.

Unfortunately the person in question was so monumentally dim that they replied 'whose wedding?' so we abandoned the joke in despair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

There's a band called Heaven Shall Burn, you would hate them
But I can see them getting big in a hurry this year.

There's also a band from Macclesfield who have just won a support slot on a European tour with Skunk Anansie, so they might be worth keeping an eye on. They're called 'the VIRGINMARYS'

There's going to be a new series of Primeval, keep an eye out for that, it's superb. (Once again, you'll likely think it's shit, but I enjoy it)

Aside from that, nothing really springs to mind...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I'm seeing Skunk Anansie next year, so I'll judge this Mac band.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

They're shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/21103?q=%22They%27re+shit%22
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I feel strangely proud of my consistency.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:11, Reply)

my the

LOL I MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CONSISTENCY OF YOUR SHIT JUST BY USING A FUCKING STRIKETHROUGH

/AA
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

*applauds*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Cheers.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Cheers. penis
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Well, that too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Bob.
Because he'll be another year closer to either winning your flat, or giving you his lungs or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

A grade student Jeff, it's official.
I might be denser than a Victorian school pudding but when it comes to regurgitating knowledge for uni I seem to be onto a winner. I might let Monty live in, rent free, as long as he calls me a genius everyday.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Darth is the one to watch
otherwise he'll slip you a length while you are distracted.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Fnar!

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Or, is this meant to be our prediction for those who will die in 2011?
If so, I'm nominating Jeff Hardy. He's a wrestler with major drug issues.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Every year I say that Elton John will die this year
Every year he lets me down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Someone in my office just nominated Thatcher
I pointed out the undead can't die again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

no, i reckon he's got quite some time, yet
he's been laminated and pumped full of pregnant women's urine or someting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

O_O
which end does the wee go in?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I think Gazza is a good bet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I want Gazza to go on a failed rampage
Hole up in a barn, and then have Kris Akabusi turn up with some beers and a kebab to try to talk him out of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Akabusi will just stand outside the barn laughing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

wrapped in clingfilm

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

who was that celebrity in that fanfiction
who kept ending up wrapped in cling film? I thought it was someone like eric clapton, but I can't find the link
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

roy orbison
I'm horrified I remembered that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

There was a pet turtle involved as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

that was it!
Man, it was pretty fucked up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Awooga!
*collapses in fits of giggles*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Know that this comes from that fan fiction thing
But surely it was John Fashanu who said Awooga?
( Peej, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:27, Reply)

It was.
But I don't mind that they attributed it to the wrong person in this case.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:30, Reply)

That was part of the joke, no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I never worked that out
The stories did make my laugh loudly though
( Peej, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Me too, one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I used to want to be Jeff Hardy.
Probably shows where I went wrong in life.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:02, Reply)

The Rolling Stones
they're new, but they're good
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Those young ne’er-do-wells will amount to nothing, you mark my words.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Nah, 2011 will be their break-through year
but in all seriousness, i'm sure there will be another glut of 19 year old drama school wankers ripping off Joy Division
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:33, Reply)

New series of Justified.
It's very good.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Me

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I totally misread montys original question
so what I said didn't make any sense.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:44, Reply)

*watches*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I just made a stapler into Nemo
using only a black marker.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I saw that

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

they were GREAT SEATS!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I KNOW OK STOP TELLING US!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

How did you make the beard?
actually, i'm not sure I want to know
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Not that Nemo
This one www.watersaver.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/nemo.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

That looks nothing like a stapler.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I bow down to your stationery expertise

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Finally a bit of recognition.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Why would a clown fish take Thalidomide?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

We can't ask her because she's dead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

For a film about clown fish
that's not very funny
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I know they've been around for a while but
I'd like to see more of Pink Martini over here.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I loves them

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)

How about Vipros's band?
then I can bore people with how I knew* him before he was famous


*In the weakest possible way you can know someone, i.e. an internet username
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Who from OT do you think could be tipped for greatness?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

You, Jeff.
You can be the Queen's corgi breeder.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

If I get caught fucking them, will I get thrown in the tower?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Unfortunately so.
And ravens aren't so acquiescent to fuckery as corgis.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Oh, I dunno.
I've some rather... unsavoury things about corvids.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

You've whated some unsavoury things?
Verbs, Wookiee. They're your friends.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

THEY'RE NOT MY FRIENDS!
They pretended to be but one of the nouns heard them talking about me behind my back.

*weeps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I heard it was the adverbs you have to look out for.
They're often masters of disguise.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I reckon your classics knowledge will save the world

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Apparently a friend is going to have a Kings And Queens party in easter.
Blates going as Lampito, Queen of Sparta. Costume will consist of iron knickers and lots of rouge.

How goes it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Well...Darth is going to be on the sleakest mink sometime in the new year
perhaps he'll get spotted and become the new face of Strictly Bum Dancing?

Who knows?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

my band isn't going anywhere

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)

No joy with changing the name then?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I think I might be getting there
it's a long campaign, but I think I almost got our name changed to "Earl Caton and the Sticky Situation" a couple of weeks ago!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

You really must change it old chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Excellent
keep wearing them down.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Not with that attitude
I'm sure there was a moment where all the greats considered giving up, John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, Justin Bieber...but they stuck it out
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I just can't imagine that a record company would be willing to take us on
and pay us all enough that we can cover our mortgages. I also don't like travelling much, so going on tour would be shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

anyone know anything about macromedia dreamweaver mx?
the boss is making me make a website from it and I want to stab him and every computer here in the face

I haven't actually tried to use the program yet, just angry that he's making me do it, last time it was with microsoft front page and I wanted to kill it with fire
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Gonz is the guy to talk to
he will say something along the lines of "dreamweaver is shit, write it in binary"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)

*cries*
I don't even know what that is.
I know absolutely NOTHING about computers.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)

You take that back!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

You take that back! +are Monty's favourites.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

1\10

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

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( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

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( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

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( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

POKE 35899,0

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Cheat.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Infinite lives!
Jet Set Willy style!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

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( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Au revoir!
And good luck!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I want to fucking cut you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

learn a bit of html, too
and just manipulate the code (or steal it from elsewhere) since dreamweaver itself is a bit weird. I managed an OK website using it and I have zero webdesign skills
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Get a free template
from somewhere like www.freelayouts.com/websites/html-templates
to give the impression you know what you're doing

Then tell your boss it'll take you ages to do and it'll be easier to work from home for few a few days (say, over Christmas and the New Year). Find some mug on here who will do it for nothing and spend the festive period getting drunk whilst a kind soul builds you a website in a couple of hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

this stresses me out beyond fucking belief
mostly because he's all "just do it" and "why don't you know anything about this"
BECAUSE I CAME FROM THE FACTORY WITH A DEFECT, YOU DICK?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Tell him to 'sit on it'
Just like they did in Happy Days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

2011 is going to be all about the' Glam Thug' look.
Sequinned donkey jackets, platform DMs and Bolanesque corkscrew perms.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Sounds awful
I bought "The Best of T-Rex" from a supermarket years ago. 4 good songs and a load of shite.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

It's not about the music.
It's about the...erm....
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

...hitting trees with minis?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Remember that old joke?
What was Marc Bolan's final hit?
A massive oak.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

and Michael Hutchence's was the wall when the cleaner opened the door

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

That's a beauty!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

T-Rex were almost completely fucking shit.
I have a soft spot for the LPs with Steve Peregrine Took but really they were crap and Bolan's stupid Larry The fucking Lamb vocals get right on my tits. The Sweet and Gal Glitter were way better 'glam' acts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I heard "metal guru" on the radio while driving to the supermarket, then saw it in the CD racks
£4 seemed like a deal at the time
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Did you ever listen to Jobriath?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I did not.
Any good? He looks like a bender but then they all did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Of all the pompous, arty glam acts he was certainly way up there.
His career is a gloriously tragic story. (See wiki and gaz.))
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Gaz Top's career really was gloriously tragic, you are right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

What happened to that lispy cunt?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

He tried to 'Get Fresh' with some bird
and ended up in the nick. 'How' he got to that sorry stage I don't know. When he was in there someone 'BMX Beat' him up, I heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

LEAVE THE INTERNET.
Remember the days of calling your mates 'Stedman'?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stedman_Pearson#Controversies

I hereby call you Stedman.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

We never had that gag,
Is it a way of calling someone a bender?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

A bender who get caught doing bent stuff in a public toilet.
This was LONG before that other bender from Wham got involved in the game.

And he was in 5-Star, meaning that not only was the subject of your abuse a cottaging bender, they were also in 5-star.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

OK, you first.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Or would you prefer the 1970 King Crimson...
...3am roadie look. (With dangling, jangling key-chains as optional accessory.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I am interested in hearing the new remaster
of 'In The Court of the Crimson King', apparently it's great.

*gives 'knoworramean' look*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

*winks*
*nods towards the 'gaz button'*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'd totally wear that
I'd rock that look. I've got a sparkly trilby already
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Excellent.
See - it's already a movement!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

My bowels have produced better.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Bitch! You just don't understand us.
*flounces off*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

now I have this stuck in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_5lDdoyp1U
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Hahaha!
Totally forgot them.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I have high heeled DMs.
They're my favourites.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I am high on MDs.
They're my favourites.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

*spang!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

As always Montsie.
I love you all the same.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)