My sense of humour mainly
I have had many men look at me strangely when I try to explain why I'm giggling or what the innuendo is or how the fact that the woman that's just walked past who looks like a pig in a wig is hilarious. I find many weird and inexplicable things amusing and I like men who laugh at my jokes (or crazy monologues when I get going) instead of looking at me like I've just ritually slaughtered their firstborn.
I'd also quite like to be appreciated for being awesome, being clever and having very pretty eyes, and for a man to be completely unaware (or at least unbothered) by my saggy/stretchy/wobbly bits.

Christ, I don't want much, do I?
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Don't forget you bake good cakes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Well obviously I like to be appreciated for my cooking/baking skills too

(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

*bun in the oven joke*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Fuck that RIGHT off
I would possibly go so far as to say I have a pregnancy phobia.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Oh God this
I don't want children, and pregnant women who ask me to touch their stomach are at risk of copious amounts of vomit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Isn't it the pregnant woman who is supposed to do the throwing up? Usually in the morning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

I touched my sisters belly when she was pregnant
the baby kicked and I leapt a good 6 inches in the air and screamed. She laughed, but I was like HAVE YOU NOT SEEN ALIEN, WOMAN?!
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Precisely
It's more than a bit scary. I have no idea why but the whole thing creeps me out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:16, Reply)