I know, right?
Everyone knows it's all about me anyway.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You totally make me moist.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'd say that that reply was unexpected
But it really wasn't. *smugs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I'm becoming predictable.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I knew you were going to say that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

So did I.
My psychic told me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

But we don't when you're lying, now.

(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)

You can safely assume I am, all the time.

OR CAN YOU - maybe that was itself a lie?

I am SO FUCKING ENIGMATIC.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Wow you're like a conundrum of enigmatic puzzlement.

So were you lying about that "Philthy Animal Taylor Sings Bertolt Brecht In A Big Beat Boss Nova Style" album you recommended? I can't find it anywhere.
(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I have the only copy in the world.
It's one-sided and pressed on coloured thin air. It features a four-hour triangle solo by none other than 'Wee Jimmy Krankie'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

It is an odd thing when you first see it, though.
My reaction was to immediately click off the page both in shock and "been caught looking" guilt.
(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)