The 'it's OK, it's only me, Barry' story is one of the best I've ever heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Have I missed this one?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

He scaled the outside of his friend's house,
got in through an upstairs window and into the man's bedroom, dressed in his commando gear.

Man awakes and justifiably shits himself to find a 'commando' in his bedroom - only to be 'reassured' with 'it's OK, it's only me, Barry!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Poor Barry

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Is this another of your QOTW lies?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Don't set him off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)