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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
tell her that in other countries people get their hands cut off for stealing
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:48,
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15 years ago)
The annoying thing is I can't reciprocate
as she's tiny-skinny and I'm about twice her size.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:49,
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yes you can, you've got friends, or you can just take one of her shirts and stretch it in front of her to make her think you want to wear it
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:52,
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then use her smalls as towels for ferrets
or something similarly vindictive and destructive
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:53,
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"Oh, I didn't have a lighter so I caught fire from this candle to your jeans so I could light my cigarette"
"didn't want it to taste of scented candle..."
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:54,
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exactly
Kristine gets the idea
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:57,
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