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Am I the only one who thinks Katherine Jenkins is actually really shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:06, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking awful
Slag
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

And welsh as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I like Welsh, usually.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear that, I thought we could be friends.

Right I'm off to the pub again. Fucking christmas.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)

but she's so pretty

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I keep mistaking her for Holly Willoughby

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)

No!
Holly is juicy and lovely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)

hey you
got our parcel today, thank you very much. It was very exciting. I had to go and pick it up from the depot, as I wasn't at home yesterday when it came, on account of mr b3th being in hospital and stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Is he ok?
Sorry you had to go to the depot. Our depot is practically on another continent, so it's not an option.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)

the depot's not too far away, so it's not a problem
mr b3th has decided to develop a heart arythmia and fall over a lot.

Which is nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

What are they doing for him?
Could it just be Christmas stress?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)

no, it doesn't look like it
They can't realy seem to agree what's causing it, but they're pretty sure they can stop it.

Just means I have to keep a close eye on him for a while. And stop him trying to do stuff. like work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

fuck work

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

that's my generall attitude
but mr b3th actually loves his work, so keeps trying to do it. He even failed at retiring this year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

That happened with my mum for a while, and then it just stopped.
Does he listen if you boss him not to do work? I hope so.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)

does he buggery
he's a man, isn't he?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

I hear you on that one.
Maybe resort to tears. More effective than authority.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

not likely
he's so bloody-minded, he'll do what he wants either way.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Grrr
I hope he eases off a bit then, so he can get better
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

She is no opera singer
what a slaaaaag (just up your street)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:55, Reply)