They're a lot bigger than the hoover
They occasionally get hoovered themselves to get the shit out of their coats and it doesn't bother them.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Really? The hoover is usually my dogs nemisis
He don't give a flying fuck about fireworks. How strange.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)

ours hates teh hoover too
and freezer bags, balloons, basically anything that makes a fucking noise.

My dog is a big fat poof.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Aww, he is.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)

You need to take him badger baiting
Sink or swim time
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

he would have loved hare coursing
before he fucked his knees.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

We take ours drag hunting
They're not bad, and it's a good laugh if you get all middle-classed up and accept that the other people there are in it for the dogs.

They're gun dogs so I can't understand why Mr Brown doesn't like fireworks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

What have you got against cross-dressers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

They dragged Lilly Savage out of a wood once
She'd been wanking in some bushes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)