What the fuck is a swiffer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you
are such a man.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Swiffer is a line of cleaning products by Procter and Gamble. The brand uses the popular razor-and-blades business model, whereby the consumer purchases the handle assembly at a low price and must continue to purchase replacement refills and pads over the life of the product. The names of the products and the descriptions consist of the following:
Swiffer WetJet is a Powermop in which the user places a bottle of WetJet Solvent into the dispenser and a pad on the bottom of the mop. Then the user uses a switch on the handle to spray solvent on the floor then wipes away the Solvent and dirt by passing pad over the sprayed area. Models made since 2006 have a scrubbing strip on the side or front to scrub dried on messes. When pad is dirty, the user simply throws it into the wastebasket. The solvent bottle is nearly impossible to refill and is recyclable in areas that accept #2 plastic. The scrubing strip gets placed into the washing machine when soiled.
Swiffer Sweeper-VAC is a Power Sweeper in which the user places a filter inside the dust cup and a dry cloth on the bottom. The user then uses a push button on the non-replaceable battery compartment to turn on the vacuum. When the cloth is dirty, the user simply throws it into the wastebasket. When the Dust cup becomes full, the user removes the filter and dumps the contents into the wastebasket. Filters should be changed when the furnace filter is.
Swiffer sweeper is a sweeper/mopper in which the user places either a dry cloth or wet cloth on the bottom and sweeps or mops. Mopping cloths have a scrubbing strip for dried on messes. When the pad is dirty, the user simply throws the cloth into the wastebasket.
Swiffer Sweeper X-Large has a cloth head that is one and a half times larger than the regular Swiffer Sweeper. This handle uses two wet cloths or one X-Large Dry cloth or can easily use 2 dry cloths.
Swiffer Dusters are disposable dusters in which the user slides a duster onto a handle and dusts. When the duster is soiled, the user simply throws the duster into the wastebasket. The system has two variations in dusters and two handle variations. The original dusters (180°) and 360 Dusters (360°) and the original handle primarily for dresser tops and other surfaces and the extender primarily for ceiling fan blades and crown molding. Both handles accept both forms of dusters.
Swifer Dust-N-Shine is a furniture polish in which the user sprays on furniture and wipes away with a dusting cloth.
Swiffer Carpet Flick (2006–2008) was a carpet cleaning product for carpet in which the user slides a sticky pad into the slot and the dirt and crumbs got trapped on the pad. Swiffer discontinued this product around 2008. Some WAL*MAR°T's still sell refill pads.
REFILL SIZES Swiffer Sweeper Dry Cloth refills come in 16 and 32 count in Unscented, Febreze Citrus, and Febreze Lavender, and 48 in unscented only. Wet Cloths are available in Open Window, Febreze Citrus, and Febreze Lavender. Both starter kits have a sweeper handle assembly, the small kit has 2 dry cloths and 1 open window wet cloth and the large kit has 6 dry cloths, 4 open window wet cloths and 1 swiffer duster.
The X-large sweeper cloth refills have unscented, 16 count cloths only. The Starter kit has 1 X-large sweeper handle assembly, 2 x-large dry cloths and 2 regular wet cloths.
Swiffer Sweeper-VAC filter refils come in 2 count packs and the starter kit has 1 power sweeper handle assembly, 2 dry cloths, 1 filter, and 1 charger.
Swiffer Duster refills come in 10 count in Unscented, Febreze Citrus, and Febreze Lavender, and 16 count in Unscented only. 360° dusters come in unscented, 6 count only. the Extender Starter kit has 1 extendable handle,and 2 360° unscented dusters. The 360 duster kit has 1 short handle and 3 360° dusters The basic kit has 1 short handle, and 5 180° dusters.
Swiffer WetJet refill pads come in 12,24,and 36 count. Solvent comes in 1L bottles in Open Window, Febreze Citrus, Febreze Lavender, and Wood Floor Cleaner , with an inviting home scent. Both Starter kits have 1 WetJet powermop, and 1 scrubby strip, the small kit has 2 pads and a 500mL bottle of Open Window Solvent, the Large kit has 12 pads and 2 1Lbottles of Open Window Solvent.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Do they come with free tampons?
A bloke has no use for them either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

I'll be honest I didn't read any of that crap

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I stopped after
Swiffer is a line of cleaning products...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)

I like it so much I'll buy the company.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)