Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Last night was fucking hilarious. It was like being in a Hungarian nightclub. I was in fits the whole night - apart from when the fucking spastic behind the bar put ICE IN MY COGNAC THREE TIMES despite my telling him not to. Fucking slavs: they'll be next for the ovens if I get into power.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Did you put any of our suggestions into action?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I must confess that I did not.
I'll bet Himjim isn't feeling too clever today: I got a text off him late last night trying to get us to join him at some party where there was 8 litres of gin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Sounds like my kind of party
Glad you had a good 'un though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

He's just texted: 'I can't feel my legs. Is this normal?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I hope he lost both in bet
And has to drag his body around on a skateboard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Like our man in Two Crippled Heroes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Or Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Best. Christmas film .Ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Jamie Lee Curtis gets her top-bollocks out in it too if I remember corretly.
Are you excited at the thought of your daughter opening her toy fort tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I have seen the future...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)

"Oh I'm sorry about that officers but I lost
my sight in Vietnam, stepped on a landmine."
( djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)