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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oooh, look at the pretty Rudolphs!
First official sleep-in for weeks, and my aunty rings me to say she's bored and having a smoke on the doorstep, before hanging up "to catch some more sleep."

Foreign Accent Syndrome - WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:48, 277 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
And mine's a tree! Ooh, Monty's is an angel!
Thanks B3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:49, Reply)
waaaaaaaay too excited about that roots

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:51, Reply)
Me or you?
Because I have loads more excitement left in the reserves!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:57, Reply)
You
I am a humbug. Or a nombug I haven't decided yet
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:58, Reply)
Nombug. I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)
There iz nothing wrong mit foreign language zyndrome,
Happy Crimble Roota, have a good one.

I'm wiv the angels.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:50, Reply)
But you spelt angle rong
Merry Chrimbo Bartos.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:52, Reply)
I'm an obtuse angel.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:56, Reply)
I did wonder what you were talking about there for a moment
I've poisoned meself - my hangover yesterday was only partly a hangover it seems, I've had the squits something chronic all night. Nooo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:51, Reply)
Oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:53, Reply)
just hoping that a day spent rehydrating and taking medicine
will have me fit again for tomorrow. *whimper*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:56, Reply)
I love christmas,
I'm incredibly excited, here in Holland there's a lot of snow... :D I've never had a white christmas before!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:22, Reply)
Well that's mostly because you'd never even seen the 'white'
Until a few weeks ago probably.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:38, Reply)
this is true.
but still, I'm very excited.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Is it much colder than it is over here?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:54, Reply)
erm about the same... our top for tomorrow will be -1.
then saturday will be a balmy 0.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)
It was -17 here a few nights ago
Certainly the coldest it's been here for a good decade or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)
I'm at work
The celebration will not start until after I've bought the presents, and got to Congleton. Then, I can begin.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:35, Reply)
i just got woken up by a text saying 'one more sleep'
gonna be at least two now cause i'm back off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:47, Reply)
Who was it from, eh, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:53, Reply)
Santa
Obviously
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 8:59, Reply)
uni girl

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:02, Reply)
I bloody thought so :)
I'm so excited Bob. This is a BOSS Chrimbo.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:03, Reply)
It's going remarkably well so far. Off out for a curry tonight with the lads too
boss chrimbo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:07, Reply)
It's the best Chrimbo ever
My stomach is squishing with the hexcitement.
Got to go andd clean up in a min though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:09, Reply)
aww you got so excited you made a mess.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:10, Reply)
I would not be surprised if I threw up my ring at any moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)
haha are you spending chrimbo with djtp?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:16, Reply)
He's coming to rescue me from my folks' house on Boxing Day

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)
citin!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:27, Reply)
When are you seeing Uni Girl?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)
next tuesday then dunno bout new yr yet.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Aww, bless
I don't think I've been as excited about Christmas as you seem to be for a good 10 years! I can't believe I thought it was a good idea to go in to town on christmas eve. *belms*
(berk, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)
Christmas Eve's boss.
Me and my dad go 'shopping' every Chrimbo Eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:18, Reply)
I'm doing all my shopping today

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)
CHRISTMAS CHICKEN... GO!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)
Am stuck in work til this afternoon, just to make it REALLY challenging!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:27, Reply)
I've decided to lie to my dad
And say that they'd sold out of what he wanted until after Christmas so I don't have to go into town today. I really am a horrible, horrible daughter.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)
You are a terrible person.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)
I know.
Am gonna get him a bottle of port from the shop to see him through though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Apparently I now speak with a northern twang.
I am still undecided whether to hang myself over this.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:05, Reply)
You'll get rid of it
There's hope
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:06, Reply)
I have lived in birmingham for the last two years
And I am a total bugger for acquiring local accents. Imagine, then, my shock, disgust and horror when I found myself giving directions to someone the other day with a brummie twang. I'll take northern over that any day, cheers.
(berk, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Whilst in the pub down here this summer.
I was drunk and used the word ho'way. And also described myself as 'mortal' instead of pissed. I still haven't lived it down. And if I say aye again I'm cutting my tongue off with a rusty spoon.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)
Would yao loike a kipper tie?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Ow yiss.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Milk and 2 sugars please

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Horrible Histories Christmas Special on BBC1 right now.
I fucking love Horrible Histories.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:09, Reply)
Some of us are still at work you know
*iplayers it up*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:19, Reply)
Yeah it was on the other day so it'll be on the iPlayer by now!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)
'Stupid deaths...stupid deaths....'
Excellent stuff.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)
children's TV
is pretty cool these days, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRDJgn68h1A

Now how did I guess
You were going to express
Your disdain at the crane
With the bright fairy lights
And you moan at the snow
‘Cos your car wouldn’t go
Oh it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas

You don’t have a tree
And your smile has a fee
All the same, here’s a card
For your boring facade
Jingle Bells, piney smells
All the boys and the girls
Say it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas
Oh it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas

See how we yawn
At your bile and your scorn
It’s a beautiful day
Peace on Earth has been played
Make a noise with your toys
And ignore the killjoys
‘Cos it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas

Oh it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas

I saw three ships
Come sailing in
Come sailing in
Come sailing in
I saw three ships
Come sailing in
On Christmas Day
In the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Four lads who shook the Wirral, eh?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Aye

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Four cunts who were fucking shit, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)
NO.
No. Just no.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)
THIRTEEN FUCKING QUID FOR A TINY TURKEY?!!!!!!!11!!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)
Eat catface instead

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)
I just steal meat from my mother's so I have little idea how expensive a whole piece is.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)
Shockingly pricey.
But I'm quite thrifty stingy as fuck so I do lots of tutting in the meat aisle.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Buy 13 £1.00 chickens from Tesco instead
and then use them for a nativity scene
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)
hahahahahah
crosebrough.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54eea6129883301053633e3a5970b-450wi
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)
As a keeper of chickens (sorry, 'A' chicken)
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)
oh wow, there's a kitten in a basket
that's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Even though I'm awake stupidly early
I am point blank refusing to let myself leave my bed for another hour. I must conserve all my energy for tonight, when I will be acting as chief beer elf to the knobhead masses.

Foreign Accent Syndrome could only improve this Christmas. Unless I got Brummie.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)
My family are all yamyams you bastard

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I have no pub shifts until 2011
You have my sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)
It was either this or NYE
And I did the past two of them. NYE is ticketed at our place though, so it's not too bad. This is the worst shift of the year though, and I'm in charge. Eep.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)
My cousin woke me up at eight to show me his new Xbox game, the little bastard.
I frisbee'd it out the window in a tired rage. I didn't really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)
How old is your cousin?
Because if he's over ten, you can legally kill him.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Seven. Actually maybe eight.
Quite funny though, he asked for a game called Naughty Bear and said it's about bears. As he opened it yesterday I read the back of the box, yeah, it's about bears alright - "Naughty Bear has been scorned for the last time, now everyone will pay...with their lives".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:57, Reply)
I've seen that!
It's really not aimed at children :/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I just don't understand the fuss
People are idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)
yeah especially those that propose to a girl they met on line and live at opposite ends of the cou...
OH HAI DJ!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Well that must be the only boss thing he's ever done

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)
you just wish I asked you :P
It's too late to ask now right?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Yeh', me too, it's a CRIME taking roota off the market.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Yeah now you've been oop north who knows what you have caught

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I am from Scotland you know
Also: sadtiems
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)
*bawks*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)
It's treats and seeing people and shiny things and being off work at the same time as everyone and Shrek 3 and The Two Ronnies and SHUT UP.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Do I have to visit you on Sunday?
What happened to my slightly less insane bird?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Did you stuff her full of sticky sausage, tie her up and stuff her into your oven?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)
*scribbles down suggestions into notebook*

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)
WWII lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Well, I'm at work and hungover
best friend what lives in the colonies came back for Christmas. A few drinks last night turned into a few too many and now I'm dying.

Merry Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Right you lot.
I am off to load the family into the car to drive to the fucking in-laws. Wishing you all a fantastic xmas and I hope that Santa empties his sack in your stockings.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)
Have a good'un
and I hope a jolly bearded man comes down your chimney
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)
I hope a jolly bearded man goes up his chimney

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Al?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:00, Reply)
enjoy tuggers!!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)
I've got to get up soon and make over a kilo of gingerbread.
Efffffort.

I like the fact b3ta have given me an angel a little more than I should.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)
'ning
I'm in work, but we all get to go home at 1pm. I've got everything sorted for Christmas, so no last minute panic-buying.

Feeling a little delicate after the boss took us out for drinks last night. Three pints of Addlestones on an empty stomach was a bad choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)
I'm so tempted to call you and yell down the phone right now

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:00, Reply)
By all means, I'm not THAT delicate
It's more stomachly-oriented, as I then met a mate for her birthday drinks, and we decided to pile into Jimmy Spice's at 10pm and eat copious amounts of nommy spicy food.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)
I'll make wretching noises then
uuugggghhhhh uuuuggnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Try lower down
If you can hit the brown note you'll be onto a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Better than six pints of Guinness on an empty stomach.
Having done both in the past week and a half, I speak from experience.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Oh god, I can't explain what that would do to me
I would recreate the scene from Star Trek TNG where Tasha Yar is killed by a black tar monster...from my bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)
That is horifically vivid
I wish I wasn't such a TNG geek that I didn't know exactly what you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I wish that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)
She probably left TNG because she thought she was gonna be big in Hollywood
She was in Pet Semetary (which was shit) and was never seen again. Nice move hotshot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)
You dropped this:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)
With that tie I would be KING OF THE OFFICE
in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Your fellow WoWers would make you a level 12 paladin FOR SURE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)
I can honestly say that I have never even seen WoW
I don't have the internet at home as I spend too much time in front of a computer during the day.

One has to draw a line somewhere old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)
No-one believes this terrible piece of QOTW lying.
I really don't know why you even tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Ok I admit it
I am also known as "RAGNAR THE DESTROYER" and in pubs I demand "A FLAGON OF YOUR FINEST ALE STOUT YEOMAN OF THE BAR"

and I have never seen a naked woman
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)
ALSE?
You were either going for ALE, or ARSE...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Sorry
not-quite-ninja-edit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)
At least you're drinking ale
And not mead, like those poncy wussbag elves.

*is actually quite partial to mead*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)
My paladin is lvl 72 now.
Proc specced baby.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Proc?
*judges*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Added funniez
Judgments aren't proc based, are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Fuck knows.
Paladins are gay.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Mine's level 26, but I rarely play him
My rogue's now geared for heroics, though PUGging them is a massive chore.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)
The fact any of you has had sex makes me question the entire human race

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Why do you think I get to have sex?
Do I need to whine about this issue EVEN MORE?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Yes, because I'm sure that'll get you laid

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Chicks dig a whinger.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)
The evidence to the contrary is, quite frankly, startling

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Stop cockblocking me.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)
tank/heal dual spec pugs are easy
I was tempted to go druid but meh they're akward.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Maybe at 72
But at 85 heroics are HARD. If people don't pay attention and do their jobs (CC, move out of fires/cleaves etc) then you're destined to fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)
I'm quite glad I'm behind the levelling curve at the moment
By the time I'm 85 hopefully people will be better geared for the heroics and I can sit there in my rep gear and get carried.

I got kicked from a pug last night for being too drunk :(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Druids are brilliant.
Given the amount of fail in pugs at the moment, having a combat res/emergency tank/emergency heals is a massive group-saver.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)
I think it's time to have a bit of a word with yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Here, I'll start you off (but not like that)
Our Father, who art in Heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Apparently I have a stomach of steel.
I did feel shocking the next day though, and my hangovers aren't usually that bad.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I love a pint of the black stuff
but what it does to my guts is horrific
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Oi!
Some of us actually DO have the shits at the moment, you know. Show a little compassion!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)
The bottom falls out of your world
when the world falls out of your bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)
I have taken loperamide hydrochloride
And that appears to have stemmed the tide for now. Some paracetamol and another pint of water is the next step.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

lopera thalido hydrochloride
stemmed the tide stopped the fucker kicking
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Have you tried a cork?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)
I was contemplating it at one point
I don't have any paracetamol but I do have Lemsip, that has paracetamol in. That's not going to kill me, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)
What am I, a doctor?
I read a book called "House to House" about an american soldiers experience in Iraq. After 11 days of continuous urban fighting he had the shits so bad he tore up a t-shirt and stuffed it up his arse.

Semper fi!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Blimey
I just had a dodgy scotch egg.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I assume that's slang for MASSIVE DRUGZ
wobbly-eggs
persian rugs
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Last night was fucking hilarious. It was like being in a Hungarian nightclub. I was in fits the whole night - apart from when the fucking spastic behind the bar put ICE IN MY COGNAC THREE TIMES despite my telling him not to. Fucking slavs: they'll be next for the ovens if I get into power.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Did you put any of our suggestions into action?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I must confess that I did not.
I'll bet Himjim isn't feeling too clever today: I got a text off him late last night trying to get us to join him at some party where there was 8 litres of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Sounds like my kind of party
Glad you had a good 'un though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)
He's just texted: 'I can't feel my legs. Is this normal?'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I hope he lost both in bet
And has to drag his body around on a skateboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Like our man in Two Crippled Heroes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:35, Reply)
Or Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Best. Christmas film .Ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Jamie Lee Curtis gets her top-bollocks out in it too if I remember corretly.
Are you excited at the thought of your daughter opening her toy fort tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I have seen the future...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)
"Oh I'm sorry about that officers but I lost
my sight in Vietnam, stepped on a landmine."
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Anyone else not in the mood for Christmas, or is it just me?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I'm not yet
But as soon as I hit the pub later, I will be.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)
I've got to go to the shops again in a bit.
Fucking mother and he late request for a specific gift.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Grrr.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Can't you have any drinks?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Of course.
It's rare that I'm sober at work ever. But I know how this goes, it's going to be so busy no one can even move, full of dickheads that only cone in once a year, get cunted, start a fight and then one of us has to go sort it, leaving everyone else working even harder. I'm not pissed off at working Christmas eve, I'm pissed off about working when the pub's inevitably going to be full of cunts.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough
That shouldn't happen in Congleton, it's too boring for fights.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)
It's only cos the pub will be rammed
And full of people who are pissed and at home. People see folk they hated at school and think they're ten men when they've got enough ale inside them. Last year the big fight was because someone called someone's friend's dad a cunt.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)
me
I have a 200 mile journey ahead of me. Not sure I want to go, but this makes me an ungrateful bitch since I will be fed nice food and given nice presents and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Well drive carefully Crunchy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)
cheers
I haven't actually got up properly yet. Still drinking tea and lazin about. I suspect I should sort it out soon so it's still light
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)
What time are you hoping to get away?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)
whenever I'm dressed and packed
got some christmas music on now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3DyxaCYlfg
soon, driving
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)
oo! an angel
I do a 'good' russian accent
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Merry Crimbo luvvies.
6.30am I was up. Off to the supermarket for my mum and took the dogs for a walk.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)
*Waves*
Morning Blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Morning Jeff.
You in a good mood?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)
No Blousie, I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)
I've got to go shopping.
Oh, and it's Christmas too. I don't care for this particular season.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Oh! but at least there is lots of nommie food to look forward to.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:40, Reply)
That muggings here will have to cook.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)
You like cooking don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)
I do like cooking
That is true.

Who is cooking your Christmas lunch this year?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)
A 12-year-old Lithuanian sex slave.

Sorry, I thought you were asking me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)
If the sex slave cooks, will you have to do the washing up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Me, my mum and my sisters.
We all chip in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)
You're having chips?
How Northern.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Haha!
My mother buys free-range chicken so that means I can join in. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I'm sure that is exactly what the chicken would want too.
Will you be wearing your paper hat from your cracker?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Yes!
The meal will be in two shifts though. Men first, then us ladies. Our table isn't big enough for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:01, Reply)
l approve of your sig

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Haha!
I hope you have been funking in Jamaica.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

n c
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Men first?
How Victorian.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Not really.
Can you imagine the whinging if they had to wait a moment longer than necessary to be fed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Can't you mix it up a bit?
Have half-men folk and half the lady folk dining at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Nah! we prefer it this way.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)
that sounds a bit bouncy
and life affirming
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)
My parents dogs and snow make me happy : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I wrote an essay on Foreign Accent Syndrome
I got a first for it probably because I did a bit of a rant about it being too rare to properly study and the only reason it gets studied is because it looks good on the news.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)
I can't feel my legs
I'm never drinking gin again!

That's why I'm currently drinking Champagne right now...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)
*high fives*
*misses and breaks hand on wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Quick, bust up the other one
And the pair of you can be Two Crippled Heroes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)
Hahahaha
your icon is an Angel HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*throws up*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Ah the follies of youth.
And the not so youthful.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I think I'm going to be sick

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Then stop drinking champagne.
It's a waste.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)
That wave just passed
Now I feel great!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Nah, it's fun to taste things twice

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Bulimia
Twice the taste, zero calories!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Cyanide & Happiness?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Almost definitely
Though I forget. Great site that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)
morning all
How is everyone? I am sooooooo sunburned from yesterday's cat trip, ow sweeties, ow sweeties, ow ow ow. totally worth it though.

Is everyone excited and in empty echoing offices then??? Also i hear london is now snow-free, who bet on a white christmas?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)
*Not jealous*
Well, maybe a bit.

By 'bit', I mean 'a lot'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)
it is stunning here
But we had to call the dr for my sister-in-law last night, she's been in bed since we got here with what has turned out to be swineflu and a respiratory infection - all she's seen of jamaica is her hotel room, poor bugger.

So i've donated my upgraded flight home so that she can have a comfortable trip... This means i paid £300 on top of the original flight to sit in economy with 3 screaming kids for 10 hours. If that isn't storing up good karma for 2011, what is?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)
That is a very kind thing to do.
You could of course, upgrade yourself again so you can look after your sister-in-law?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)
What a lovely thing to do.
Small acts of kindness FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Morning!
The office is half empty, but I'll be leaving in under two hours anyway.
I'm listening to loud music on my headphones, browsing b3ta, doing the odd bit of work and rocking the FUCK out.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)
you're wanking yourself stupid under your boss' desk aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I'm doing the Silence of the Lambs dance on the MD's desk

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
You've got a sweaty palmed fan on QOTW
I have the horrible impression that he tends to crack one off whilst thinking of you
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)
How amusing
got a link?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Putting the V into virgin
www.b3ta.com/questions/b3tapersonoftheyear2010/post1015250
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)
i'm immune tbh rory
One day i should post my password on here and let you all read some of the gazzes i get, you'd have a field day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
It's a good job that your suitors are shut-ins otherwise the Police would have to be involved

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)
She knows all about me sonny-jim
and she accepts me for who I am
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Oh, so you've got matching simpsons waki socks to go with the tie then

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Don't forget the Simpsons hanky

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)
But best of all are the greying simpsons underpants with dubious stains that not even a boil wash will remove

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)
How dare you!
those stains are a badge of honour
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Yeah but we all know about you.
That's why you're safe.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Or is that what I want you all to think? Ding Dong!

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Oh, do put your 'Terry Thomas' away...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)
don't make me list all the good things
This blackberry screen really isn't big enough
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Morning hon
a bit early isnt it? (-5 hrs?) or are you bagging the best spots on the beach?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)
It is of vital national importance
that one gets their towels onto the best deckchairs before the Germans have a chance to do so.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:31, Reply)
You can try and stop them
but they always out-flank through Belgium.

Those crazy Germans, they're the country you just can't stay mad at.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)
They do rather like their (Master) race to get the best spots

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)
bed reserving is banned here, thank fuck

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Hi Crow!
Have fun in Belgium?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Aren't some of those words mutually exclusive?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Stranger things have happend Colonel.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)
I would like to go to Bruge
but I will be disappointed if I don't meed a midget actor and a traffic-stoppingly beautiful drug dealer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)
So go with Captain V and Monty Boyce
Then push Monty in the canal and find a traffic-stoppingly beautiful drug dealer.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Well i'm up for it if they are

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Awesome film

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)
A complete gem of a movie
Ralph Fiennes is brilliant, he should do more comedy..."Is it a pee or a poo?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I kept thinking of Sexy Beast in terms of nutter roles
It slightly ruined it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)
hello you
Jet lag, i don't sleep much anyway (don't pretend you don't know this already...) And it takes me ages to adjust to a new timezone. Been up since 4 this morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I sympathise
I no longer sleep much now that I have a new alarm clock that jumps on me and meows at early-o-clock in the morning demanding food and/or attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)
this is what you get for letting her find out
That the house has an upstairs!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)
I tried but she found out
she follows me everywhere, the little monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)
i've told you, this is the effect you have on women
Should have got a male cat, that would have sprayed your sofa and crotch once or twice and fucked off.......
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I'm going to the gym now so i can enjoy my meal tonight guilt free

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)
tonights meal?
What is it? 9 billion mince pies?

Your are Santy-Clause AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
curry with the lads, right offskies now.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
'curry with the lads'?
Come on, no-one's buying this bullshit.

'Sweaty Chicago Town microwaved pizza, hand shandy and a lonely cry over your Panini sticker book', more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Every sticker is in the whole album
is Robert Pires.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I bet his sticker book looks like a plasterer's radio.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Viz-tastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I used to love that comic.
My dad has the very first ones, they're like a student rag mag and not very good at all, but it had a great run for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)
The early ones are worth a few quid
Why not see if he'll sell them, you could put the money towards a copy of Tongue Tied?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)
i've been every day so far on holiday
Still gained about 3 stone though, fucking holiday food!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Gym? On holiday?
Ban this sick filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)
five. star. unlimited. food. twenty. four. hours. a. day. and. booze.
The gym is essential! Plus if you go at about 7am it's full of the obscenely fit locals/staff lifting weights!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)
So you've been going at 7am before going to bed, but drunk on rum?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)
there is some truth in this
But vodka, not rum. Even when in rome and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Some top-end rums are incredible.
I had one once that was about £12 a measure, and worth every penny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)
being with 3 v young kids
Noone has offered us anything harder. But my god you could just stand on the street and get off your tits, the smell is like a punch to the jaw. You'd love it. My dad, who famously once asked why anyone would take drugs when they shoukd just go to the gym and get high, keeps looking most suspicious
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Peter Noone is now a drug dealer in Jamaica?
The fickle finger of fame, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)
OK, off in quarter of an hour
Happy Christmas to you all, even if you hate christmas. Go cunt a father christmas in the fuck

what have I forgotten to pack?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Fudge?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)
*goes to fuck someone up the arse*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Bye Crunchy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I reckon I stand a strong chance of winning QOTW this week.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:40, Reply)
One of your best Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)
For the love of God delete it before it's too late

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)
The internet will be riven asunder by outraged LARPers any second now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)
By Grabthar's Hammer, by the sons of Wartham, they shall be avenged.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I just can't help but think you should really say what you mean.
Rather than pussy-footing around the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

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