That's rather mean.
I do hope it was some sort of hilarious accident. Now then, surprise...erm...the existence of Les Paul-style basses. Exciting, aren't I?

Alt: Foot. Walking is a pleasure but ranks well below limp-wristed-bass-playing in my grand scheme of things I like to do. Also, I believe 'spamdbidextrous' is the word you ladies are looking for above.

Alt2: Davros' Granddad. Because it would simultaneously frighten him and reduce him to fits of giggles as I crept up behind singing "I'm a little teapot..." in a stalkery, predatory fashion, before biting him in the jugular.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

All I know is I must never accidently catch myself on fire around him
as he'll pour petrol on you. He's lovely though, I have no idea what the fuck is going on here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Careful, I'm sure Peter Sutcliffe was reputed to be 'quite charming,' and look how he ended up treating his friends...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

The boy he set on fire loves knives though
He once threw one of those sort of boomerang-shaped knives through the air, and perfectly split a gourd in half. He was trying to do that, luckily. If anyone was going to end up needing skin-grafts, I would have got the two the other way round.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 18:07, Reply)