My mum said to me the other day
after visiting her youngest grandchild 'Oooh, so it's just you we're waiting for now'. Yeah. Like I haven't got a hundred fucking better things to do than get sprogged up. I'm 25 ffs, she seems to think I ought to drop all my plans for a career and self betterment just to pop some screeching ball of skin out my fanny.
FUCK OFF.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I used to have the same at family events
I'd be there, with the ex, and someone elderly relative would say, 'Oooh, you'll be next' when I'm surrounded by kids.

They soon shut the fuck up when you start saying 'Oooh, you'll be next' when you go to your great aunts funeral and the roles are reversed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Hahaha!

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Is it any wonder I struggle to form adult relationships with people?
The child in me is too great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

So don't form an adult relationship!
Get together with someone who's just as childish and have the time of your lives behaving like a couple of dickheads :P
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I want more from life than being an extra in
'Dude! Where's my car?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)

That's not what I was suggesting, misery guts

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

What WERE you suggesting then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Finding someone with a similar outlook
and who laughs at your dreadful puns is not at all the same as behaving like a cretin from a stoner movie and you know it.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)

The puns are a curse.
And not something I'm proud of.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Pfft!
I bet you are really.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I'm not.
It's like an illness.

(See you on the left of the page?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)