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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to the supermarket shortly.
Want owt?

Alt: What are you doing on this fine foggy evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:46, 257 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I am playing Football Manager and pulling my hair out.
It's going to be the death of me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
You still in charge of the South-Coast-Fruits?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Aye.
My team is ridiculously good but I'm still sixth. Actually I've just scored twice against second placed Swansea and am now a point off second. I'm laughing and dancing like an idiot.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Nothing much
But I watched Charlie Brooker end of year thing and he is pretty hot.
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I couldn't pick him out of a line up.
Why does he get to end 2010 earlier than the rest of us? Is he special?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)
really?
he's proper funny

www.guardian.co.uk/profile/charliebrooker
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What channel was that on? So I can grab it on iPlayer/4OD.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
I just watched it on iplayer
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00wyn2z/Charlie_Brookers_Screenwipe_27_12_2010/
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Danke.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Just got out of the jacuzzi at my friends house, into a favourite shirt, and am in bed.
after the shiteful day I have had, it was a bizarrely nice experience.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Why has today been shit?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)
because after travelling 15 hours on a train that was only supposed to take 12,
I finally got to copenhagen, got a map, only to search for over an hour and a half, with the aid of local people who know the area for my hostel, and not be able to find it. At all. I tried calling them 3 times, and no one picked up the phone to help me. And I was really really struggling not to cry in the middle of the street.
So I called my friend who lives 4 hours away from copenhagen, explained everything, and caught ANOTHER train and got to Randers, which is where I am now. Her mum has been incredibly kind though. I was so tired and wrung out I almost cried again when she showed me a bed and clean towels and a hot meal.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Copenhagen is fucking expensive.
You aren't missing much.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)
aww, man that sucks

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it was just very stressfull.
I must have asked about 10 different people, 2 of whom tried to walk me there only to be unable to find it themselves. so I just sort of mentally ran through my options, because I was terrified of sleepin on the street for the night, and called my friend.
Her mum is ace. She gave me a hug and kiss before bed. I"m going to have to write her a thank you letter. I honestly cannot be more grateful to her.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Could have been worse.
I'm in a warm comfy bed with lovely kind people downstairs who have promised to take care of me, I get to see my friend for an extra day, and I feel safe. Most important thing.
And with that, I'm going to grab some proper sleep....
g'night!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Goodnight hon : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)
I thought you were somewhere foreign and exciting
why has your day been crap?
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There's now a Greasemonkey script on my browser that wasn't there last night.
It replaces a certain b3ta user's name with "anus". I must have made it while drunk. It's quite funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
who?

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A /talker who often searches for his own name. Rhymes with "tizz".

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Baldmonkey?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Haha, that's amazingly Passive Aggresive... you're the only one who can see it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:42, Reply)
I'm eating trifle
winning lottery ticket'd be nice - I went to visit those shoes in the shop today. They're heartbreakingly pretty but pursebreakingly expensive :(
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Did you buy them or not?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
No
I deliberated for a while but didn't in the end. I really can't afford them :( I'll wait til I get paid again.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Sensible berk, sensible.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
I'm bored.
I've eaten a shit load of bread and cheese. There is nothing on the TV and my little sis posted pics of me on faceybook that she took over christmas. I look absolutely awful.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
*There there*
There is bound to be something on the iPlayer?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I'm not keen on watching TV on the laptop.
And I'm not in a mood to watch anything really.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
listening to the Arsenal game.
considering doing something naughty and playing fable.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Naughty?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Can of Redbull please
Alt Q: watched a Rubberbandit's clip, and may watch some Life on Mars
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)
I tried that Monster energy drink the other week.
A lot nicer taste than Redbull.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Relentless is the best
they have an orange flavour as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)
That's the one I had. Not Monster.
I had the berry one.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:27, Reply)
It's rather nice
I'm a bit inured to it now though. Too many I guess. The photos aren't bad at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)
OMG! she's tagged me : (
I look like my dead grandmother, before she died of course.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
no don't worry :)
There were some at the top of your page I thought they were new but they weren't
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I told her not to tag them in pain of death.
She puts every bloody photo she takes on her facebook page regardless of how shit her or her sisters look.

Mind you it's my own stupid fault for looking at them : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I just duck out of photos
as poppet can confirm. You can just about see Monty swearing at me in one of the bash photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)
I genuinely look pregnant and 30 in those.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
pffft
lies on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)
Usually I do but I didn't think I would look as crap as I did.
Or as fat : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
For some unknown reason
I can't see them, but I'm sure you look neither :)
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
It's ok.
I shall be drunk from tomorrow eve so I will block them out of my memory.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Say hi to DG and Tourette's from me
and be careful driving up there!
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I'm letting the train take the strain : )
And I will give them your best wishes of course.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
It could be tramp's piss though
and still taste nicer than red bull.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I fancy some Monster Munch.
Flaming hot, cheers.

Alt: Listening to Rocky Horror, sippin' on tea. Life is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Sorry, I didn't get any Monster Munch.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Gut-ted.
What did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I got a bottle of wine.
Not for me, for a mate who I'm popping round for a coffee with post going to the doctors tomorrow.

I didn't get him a Christmas gift, and he usually gets me something. Like the big spastic he is.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Good luck at the doctor's.
That's always awkward, with the present thing.
I might get some wine tomorrow. For the sheer joy of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Just going in for my regular blood tests.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)
moet & chandon, plox
this eve I'm running to ze mall to check on dresses
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)
What dresses?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)
well, whatever they have in the size of "house whale"
I quite like this one

shopping super fast for NYE
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Have you got somewhere special to wear it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)

!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
oh so wrong place to put that, sorry
not really anywhere special, just to the white trash bar down the road with the rest of the drunks
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)
The best sort of bar is that sort of bar.
Do the staff there expect to be tipped, or are they just happy that you bother turning up at all?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
nah, they've got a pickle jar out for coins
the beer is half price there and by all accounts probably earn more tips than the regular staff at any other bar
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Sounds like a cool place.
Do they have a good jukebox, and are they all suspicious orf outsiders?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Pretty!

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
fanks
I can't be sure what they have until I get to the store...I always wait until the last minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
I got my bezzie a baby bottle of Moet for her birthday
It's got rhinestones on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)
that sounds fucking awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
She's also getting:
silk knickers, a bottle of Absolut, a mug, luxury chocolates, Ann Summers goodies, a silver locket and a photo collage.
Not just from me, mind. We all love her a lot.

Obviously not this size. It's about 200ml, so enough for a glass
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
what the shit
I need friends like yours
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)
It's her 21st
and she's giving us a really posh lunch and lots of booze. It's the least we can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
still, that's mega fucking cool
I got no gifts from my friends except one, and although I haven't even gotten them yet, I'm fairly certain one of the gifts is a tree ornament.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)
:(
This friend got me nothing for my birthday. Not bothered though, she got me an awesome christmas present.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
to be fair, I didn't get them anything either
it's because I have no friends
they're all married and not worried about having friends anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Married. Shit.
That's going to be my group of friends soon. They're all Tories with long-term partners :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)
EW

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Don't worry. They won't be married forever.
*Speaks from experience*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Oh Jeff, u so bitter.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Me so right.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Cheer up love.
Have an internet awkward pat on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)
If I was to mention Trevor and Simon and deserving a pat-on-the-back
Would I be showing my age?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)
We don't do duvets.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Well, it wooshed over MY head at least

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)
It's one of his more endearing qualities.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
I like Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
He's lovely.
Even when he's pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)
It isn't my fault.
You knew I was going out before hand!

I can't do 12 hour sessions anymore, I'm old.

Old and too thin.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Come to Blousie's summer bash
we shall ply you with alcohol from lunchtime and giggle as you descend in to incoherency and mess.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)
It's different when you're getting drunk with people though isn't it?
You tend to drink at their pace.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)
You'll never get drunk if you drink at my pace
I'm a lightweight.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)
Trust me. I'd manage to get drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)
drink at my pace berk
and you'll be pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)
I will be dead, more like

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)
Student pace is unfair.
They've got too much recovery time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:42, Reply)
No hangovers remember
and also excellent genes
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)
Woo! Blousie has spotted 'bitter and twisted' as one of my qualities!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)
I rememeber my 21st
It has only been in the last couple of years I've been able to even consider drinking tequila again.

Curse those pretty girls walking round clubs selling shots of cheap tequila for a quid (or whatever it was back in my youth).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)
I saw my 20th birthday in with a shot of tequila.
I ended it drinking what was likely screenwash and white spirit making out with a homosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
was it a boy or a girl?
they come in two flavors, ya know
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Both flavours.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Like Raspberry Ripple?
Although that is slang for cripple.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)
No, like a drunk fat girl jumping on people

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)
It does sound like an epic evening though
I spent my 20th birthday party getting pissed alone in my flat. I think yours sounds better.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Not when you have a 3-day hangover
and you accidently de-virgined your coursemate.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)
3 day hangovers are par for the course at my age
My sister took me out drinking on a Saturday night and I didn't feel right again til Tuesday tea time, and I was still shaking and retching on Monday morning. How it is that she holds her drink that well and I cannot is a mystery.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
I do not hold my drink well at all.
There is a semi-notorious incident where I vomited onto a table. Or when I punched Wookiee in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I've done some fairly embarrassing things
but I've never made a total spectacle of myself, at least.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)
The worst thing I remember doing is making an arse of myself at a house party by trying to be a scratch DJ on the real DJ's turntable.
The DJ was not amused.

Then later I zonked out with excessive drug use and missed half the night. I was in my early thirties : /
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Eek!
yes, I can safely say that I've never made quite that much a tit of myself. I've spilled drinks on bikers (twice) and I've done my fair share of falling over, falling asleep and falling in to strange boys laps, but I've never done anything quite that bad.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)
I've been told there's something I did
that I hope is a lie and will never be told lest it becomes accepted truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)
you can't leave it at that!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)
I'll gaz you

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)
my friend bought me one of these for my birthday
i kept the bottle along with my absolut vodka disco glitterball bottle.

i am in a massive massive strop this evening. i am going to put some music on very loudly and go for a very fast drive until i feel much better.

have a lovely evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)
I hope you feel better soon :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
since we're talking random shit here
I totally got poked on facebook by someone I don't even know.

Has this ever happened to anyone else?
Is he saying he wants to "poke poke" me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
oh god yes he totally wants to get amongst your pixels
i get random sleazepokes/emails on fb all the time, usually from guys who don't speak a word of english!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
only had that once
but this bloke is friends with another friend of mine

just really fucking random is all, it was all "thisperson poked you" and I was all well who the fuck is that then
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Just e-mail him and tell him if he pokes you again, you'll kick his bollocks off.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)
I got an email from an 18 year old as well.
I could buy him booze.
I am so in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Unless he is English
In which case, he has probably been drinking in pubs and bars on a regular basis since he was 15.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)
well, he's not, he's from 2 states away and I shan't be replyin' no mo

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)
good tactic!
18.... that's trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Why, what's up?

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)
tbh it's mostly post-holiday blues i think
come back to a LOT of work shit, and i am going to be skint for the next couple of months due to issues with service charge, and i'm a bit pissed off with men and my major drinking buddy has just announced she is pregnant which is amazing for her but ruins a lot of my fun and what kind of a total bitch thinks like THAT?!?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Skint for a couple of months?
You don't mean you might have to drink non-vintage champagne do you?

Eek! It's worse than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Human nature innit
*shrugs* I'm sure you're happy for her really, and if you're not, well hey, nobody's judging - just don't tell her! I'm sure there are lots of people who'd happily go for drinks with you.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)
you're right, i am
i would just be happier if she had waited a couple more years so that we could carry on clubbing and misbehaving in general....... god i am pure evil!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Give it 12 to 18 months
and she will probably be begging you to go out drinking, anything to get away from the kid and OH for the evening.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)
true
also she must be barking mad. 1 week with 3 kids in jamaica and i am about ready to rip out my own ovaries with a fork, seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)
You don't need to tell me
I babysit 2-3 times a week. I love them dearly and they're very cute but one of my own? No fucking thank you very much.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)
you can't do ANYTHING
parents are mental!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Yup
seems a fairly shit deal to me. No doubt I'll change my mind when I hit 30.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Then you'll want all the kids
Until they're just falling out of you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)
I doubt that very much
I may decide I want kids but pregnancy gives me the fear. Actual, genuine, phobic fear.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)
A 'friend' of mine had a kid a few months ago
As soon as her due date came, she was complaining that the baby wasn't born yet. Apparently she wouldn't accept that it was just an estimate.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)
*belms*

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)
She just seemed to get a bit angry when I said that
Can't see why.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)
My sister has 3 of 'em it's fucking nightmare.
I'm pleased I never had any when it was being 'encouraged' of me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)
My mum said to me the other day
after visiting her youngest grandchild 'Oooh, so it's just you we're waiting for now'. Yeah. Like I haven't got a hundred fucking better things to do than get sprogged up. I'm 25 ffs, she seems to think I ought to drop all my plans for a career and self betterment just to pop some screeching ball of skin out my fanny.
FUCK OFF.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)
I used to have the same at family events
I'd be there, with the ex, and someone elderly relative would say, 'Oooh, you'll be next' when I'm surrounded by kids.

They soon shut the fuck up when you start saying 'Oooh, you'll be next' when you go to your great aunts funeral and the roles are reversed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)
Hahaha!

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Is it any wonder I struggle to form adult relationships with people?
The child in me is too great.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)
So don't form an adult relationship!
Get together with someone who's just as childish and have the time of your lives behaving like a couple of dickheads :P
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)
I want more from life than being an extra in
'Dude! Where's my car?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)
That's not what I was suggesting, misery guts

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)
What WERE you suggesting then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Finding someone with a similar outlook
and who laughs at your dreadful puns is not at all the same as behaving like a cretin from a stoner movie and you know it.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)
The puns are a curse.
And not something I'm proud of.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Pfft!
I bet you are really.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)
I'm not.
It's like an illness.

(See you on the left of the page?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Actually, my little sis would like something like that.
It's her 21st in Feb too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)
I wouldn't say no to some cold custard.
Has to be from the Finest range though, none of that Ambrosia shit, I want the stuff with real vanilla seeds in.

Alt: in bed with my daughter. Not in a Bert way.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)
A woman after my own heart
I have found Co-op Finest custard to be the nicest - even better than the fancy Waitrose and Sainsbury's ones.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Yep, the Co-op one is lush!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Evening Crackband
I get to move down to your neck of the woods soon. It's flipping exciting, especially given the lack of anywhere to live.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Wahey for new jobs.
Houses are overrated. Cardboard boxes make a cosy and modular home.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Still, I've grown accustomed to things like a bed
And a ceiling. I think it would be better for me overall. Or I could just go and crash with Kaol for a while.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
After meeting him again recently, I remembered why I like him.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)
He offered to let me stay if I wanted
He probably didn't think I would ever take him up on it. Mwahaha.

How're you BGB? Good christmas?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)
You'd have to share with his Deadly Menagerie though.
And Mel. And Mel's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)
I love the phrase 'Deadly Menagerie'
I would rely on Mel defending me from the assorted beasts. Including Kaol.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Quiet but enjoyable.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Well that's good
And concise too.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Some Irn-Bru and some chocolate would be good
Caffeine and sugar are what I need to get my arse into gear and get me packing all my crap in order to move in a couple of weeks.

This evening involved yet another family Christmas meal. That's at least 4 now. I really want to stop eating huge amounts of food about now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
I just fined Phil Neville after he got his third red card of the season, and then every member of the squad came to me to moan about it.
Apologising to someone is monotonous enough in real life, let alone having to do it to thirty virtual men.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I'd have fined him for his joke facial hair.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I just lost to your lot 1-0 after winning four on the bounce.
It's absolutely ridiculous, they all want to leave now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Who scored?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Damion Stewart.
Now I'm losing at home to Leicester and everyone's moaning about the 'lack of harmony' at the club.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Stewart scored?
hahahahaha

Your lot must be shit!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)
You had about thirty shots on goal as well.
I am close to giving up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Right I'm off to bed so I can wake up quicker and bugger off up north.
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:14, Reply)
*Waves*
Sleep well Blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)
I can't help feeling
that your protestations are in themselves leading up to a pun.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)
I'm being rude and butting in
due to boredom. Sadly I have no adequete puns to contribute
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Me neither.
I'm trying to avoid making them.

Had a nice day Amberl?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Yeah, drank too much as always
but feel much better. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)
I've done very little
Caught up with some friends on the telephone, did a bit of housework and sorted out some clothes.

That was it really.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)
a relaxing day at least then!
went out shopping but the sales are rubbish :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)
They are a bit :(

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Are the sales rubbish, or is it just a case that those shoes you like are still too expensive?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)
A little from column a, a little from column b...
I found 5 things I liked, one I bought, one I couldn't find in my size, two hadn't been reduced enough to justify buying and the other was those shoes. I usually find MUCH more stuff than that I want to buy.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Never mind.
Always next year.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Get the shoes
*devil on your shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Leave the shoes
*The voice of reason*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Hehe
I will probably end up getting them, but it will have to wait til next payday.
not least because I've just spent £20 on dvds on amazon
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)
What DVDs did you order?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)
Comedy dvds
Bill Bailey - Dandelion Mind, Ross Noble - Things and Tim Minchin - Ready for This?
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)
that rather than shoes?!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)
*evil*
you know you want them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Shh! Stop tempting me!
Do you really want me to have to live off beans and porridge for the last two weeks of january? :P
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Supernoodles and Relentless
cancel the DVDs instead :P
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Technically, you could torrent the dvds.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Since when do you ever try to avoid making puns?

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Because if you look at the last 10 puns I posted, did you smile?
No pun intended.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Hmph. I bloody knew it!
*chases Jeff with a saucepan*
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)
My dad once caught me stirring a saucepan with my head.
He said, 'You'll never get married if you carry on like that.'

I said, 'I know, I'll always be a spatula'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)
*SPANGS*
you'll always be a spacker, more like, making puns like that.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)
It's your fault.
YOU bring the worst out in me.

(I'm guessing that *SPANGS* isn't a nice thing?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Spanging
is a b3ta term for having been tricked - usually people write it in response to a QOTW post that they read and believed until the last line, when there's some god awful pun. It's the hypothetical saucepan dinging you a good 'un round the back of the head.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)
I can take a spanging them.
What does tomorrow bring for you berk?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Bugger all, as usual
I may make some chocolate mousse or something for this party I'm going to on friday.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)
Or you may stay in bed all morning and complain that you've not had tea and toast delivered?
Have you got any siblings you can go out with?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Not really
I wouldn't really go out drinking with my stepbrothers and my sister lives on Anglesey with her son. I'm the youngest by 5-6 years. And yes, there will probably be a lot of slobbing about in bed again.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)
So, this begs the question.
Were you planned?

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)
No, I wasn't
My mum didn't plan either of us because she's a floozie. And my family tree is more of a shrub - my half sister is married to my youngest step brother.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Hang on.
YOU'RE Bert.

berk/bert.

It all makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)
I'm smoking lots
after 8 days of family enforced Christmas abstinence.
(I'm Lampito's flatmate by the way. Finally joined. Be nice please.)
(Charmander, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Fuck off Bert.
(It'll be explained to you, I'm sure).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)
This one isn't Bert
I can vouch for her
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)
But it is the law though, is it not?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)
Yeah, it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
Hello there :)
you met me for a bit. How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Indeed I did,
How are you? Also I swear I'm not this Bert character. People will vouch for me. I'm 100% loved b3ta member's friend.
(Charmander, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)
I'm good cheers
and of course you're not bert :) I'm sure you've never slept with a sibling!

Had a good Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Very much so.
Lots of eating. Too much eating. But also amazing cowboy boots from my brother. How about you?
(Charmander, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:52, Reply)
Fuck off you cunting fuck, I hope you die!
Hi there, so are you a male or female flatmate of my good friend Lampito?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
Pay attention, DJ
Lampers says 'her' up there ^
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Sorry berk *sigh* (I'mdoing it until it's tiresome)
I'm a bit slow on the uptake tonight. I think I'm totally in though.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)
It got tiresome in about 1993
Sorry. Totally in where?
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:54, Reply)
You mean I'm not the first person
to come up with that original punnage? Now that I come to think of it, Matt Lucas never laughed when I went up to him in the street and said, "Want that one." It was hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)
No, I first heard that about 20 years ago
you're way behind the times, boyo.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)
I'll have to do something else to get my edge back
Ah'll gie it some quality Scots patter
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:12, Reply)
I'll give you some quality scots patter.
If you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
Half an hour of empty promises about a reach around?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)
I was thinking more leaving you upstairs while I drank 8 cans of tennets
and then punched your dad in the face.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:19, Reply)
*sniff*
It's like you had a webcam on my childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:26, Reply)
I am the female one
(And also the best one.)
(Charmander, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)
I agree completely, you seem awesome to me
Please don't punch me Lampers
I'm djtrialprice, a single bachelor type from Cambridge who comes to bashes in London
*trigger fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)
You're a knob who looks like Bob Grant

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)
Keep him in line Roota baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Innit blud

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
ROOOOOOOOOTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)
OH MY GOD!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:16, Reply)
I NO RITE!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)
Aw, lad!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:21, Reply)
How's my scouse lover?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:23, Reply)
oh noes I missed you
My eyes hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)
Oh yeah, it slipped my mind for a second
but I'm actually engaged to this person calling me a knob. Is Bob Grant a character off Brookside?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:03, Reply)
Did you get to see the cricket highlights DJ?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)
Nah :(
Saw the wickets I missed on a short news segment but it's not the same.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:58, Reply)
I am not on the toilet

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Are you pulling my chain?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
that joke went down the pan swiftly

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:55, Reply)
I'm feeling flushed now

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
I've not been flushed with pun-based success this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
^ Wipe that.
Roota beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
Hello all
I'm so fuckinh drunk I can hargly see.

Who wants a fight?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)
Leave it! He's not worth it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:53, Reply)
I feckin am.
Outside and shut the door after you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:55, Reply)
me!
*delivers dueling glove slap to the face*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)
Choose your weapon.
My seconds will be in touch.

About March when its a bit warmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:58, Reply)
I choose cured leg of ham.
Paddy's Day suit?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:23, Reply)

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