I can take a spanging them.
What does tomorrow bring for you berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Bugger all, as usual
I may make some chocolate mousse or something for this party I'm going to on friday.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Or you may stay in bed all morning and complain that you've not had tea and toast delivered?
Have you got any siblings you can go out with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Not really
I wouldn't really go out drinking with my stepbrothers and my sister lives on Anglesey with her son. I'm the youngest by 5-6 years. And yes, there will probably be a lot of slobbing about in bed again.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)

So, this begs the question.
Were you planned?

Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)

No, I wasn't
My mum didn't plan either of us because she's a floozie. And my family tree is more of a shrub - my half sister is married to my youngest step brother.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Hang on.
YOU'RE Bert.

berk/bert.

It all makes sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)