You pretended to be a doctor and, oh, forget it!
I'm assuming you removed the image of your cock from the host site so that if any of the female b3tans attempt to post it, it will be a picture of your labrador.

Go run a marathon, you plazzy Dane.

I like Madame Butterfly the bestest, if the offer's still on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

he's not the only one who did that
the one who told me he was an oncologist and my friend with a dying mother should call him for advice was a peach. considering he was actually a failed mobile phone salesman.

not to mention the sister he made up and then killed off in a car crash.

there are some outstanding mentalists on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

They love us so much that they cannot leave
No matter how much ridicule they are subjected to
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

the ridicule is almost like the attraction it seems

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

masochism innit
Craigs our very own pissboy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

this made me laugh too much for someone with a mouthful of diet coke
bad rory
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)