Can you contact the Daily Record and tell them that you're not "just an accountant"
I know this because you're not on the directory of members.

Ta.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

short, simple, damning and witty
i do love you

(your post wasn't bad either)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Thanks hon
now where do I send the cock gaz?

(I jest)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

don't bother gazzing it
just post it and tell everyone it was from ed.

they'll never know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Damn, I left my camera at home
i'll gaz you a photo of Lucy instead
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

pussy shots instead?
go on then, i'll try anything once.

[insert huge list of disclaimers here, including cannibalism, heroin and sex in the front garden]

[edit 2 - that is a v cute cat]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I'm at a loose end gowan then
I promise not to post on board
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Normally at this point I post a pic of my chicken
but she's a hen, not a cock, and the joke is wearing thin
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I've seen that

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

he does have a truly magnificent chicken

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Have you reference that against the directory of members
'Mentalist edition'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Even struck-off cock-gazzing Top-Gun-Mentalists
would be on there. It would say "Removed from register...for being a cock-gazzing top-gun-mentalist"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)