As bored as I am at work and as much as I want to participate just to alleviate said boredom,
I think that writing an open letter about myself would effectively be akin to inviting a number of insults and strikethroughs hitherto unexperienced by this noble forum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well said, you massive bumder.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)

How on earth did you see through my wicked plan.
No wonder you claim to have won the weakest link.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Not just a hat-rack, my friend
Although I am wearing a hat today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

what about your rack?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Speak to Amberl
I haven't negotiated the complete purchase of it yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Can't you get some sort of time share?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Apparently she needs them all year round
I imagine that having to compensate for the sudden loss of forward-bearing weight would be somewhat discombobulating
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)