Oh go on, as you wish
Good morning, denizens of /offtopic,

You most likely know me as The Supreme Crow. I also respond to 'Crow,' the inspired 'Crowsephine,' or just 'you massive fucking bender/biblical-scale bumder/massive flappy teapot/filthy poove.'

It may surprise you to learn the following. Or, you may find the whole list unfolding with the same tedious inevitability as your average morning at work:
1. Despite my limp-wristed reputation, I have never actually had sexual intercourse with another man, nor provided fellatio-related services on Clapham Common in exchange for a negotiable fee. (However, given my funding will run out at the end of March I may have to consider it as a career option.)
2. Ditto concerning the act of 'teapotting' my way around a cocktail bar.
(2a. Ditto teabagging/elephanting/helicoptering)
3. I am not actually a crow, despite what my online alias might suggest.
4. I do find crows interesting and amusing. Quite why is beyond me, and certainly beyond most other people.
5. Erm...that;'s about it. Fascinating, aren't I?

With best regards,
Crow
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

BUMDER ALERT
THE PERSON WHO POSTED THE ABOVE HAS BEEN REPORTED AS A BUMDER. HE IS A BUMDER. HE IS KNOWN TO ENGAGE oh fuck it, I just can't maintain the ludicrously high standards you set
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Take your hands off that Bumder Klaxon right away, young man!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)

You're not helping either of us here
As if "Bumder Klaxon" doesn't sound like a filthy euphemism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)