Ok then.
Dear OT

My name is Gonz, or Pauly Pops, or P'Pops, or "Ohhh, he's got the cat icon". You can generally tell it's me because of my whitty repitorwar, and fabulous spellings.

1) Dispite the rumours, I am not the greatest thing in the world bed. I don't know who start it off, I susspect it might be Nancy from Hollyoaks. I don't know why she would say I am the world's greatest fuck, maybe she hasn't had Maximin before, but I just mearly "Shockingly good in bed, but not the world's greatest". I wish for whoever started these rumours to stop, as I can't live up to the hype. It's like asking for Lobster and getting a 1kg crayfish... or visa-versa
2) I have a natural touch when it comes to computers, seem to be able to achieve whatever I want (maybe because everything I've wanted to do is achievable?), however, I failed that 'ICT' thing they made you do at school, and was told not to do GCSEs.
3) Aside being a Microsoft Citified Professional (in Solution Architecture) and being a PADI open water diver.....I have no qualifications. This does not make me 'thick'.
4) I tend to look at things differently than other people, I don't know how or why, I've been told I 'think dyslexicly'. Sometimes simple things that everyone seems to 'get' avades me, and visa-versa. I quite like it because it makes life quite amuzing.
5) I take a look at people's profiles on here, generally if they have a feminim user name, find their facebook link if they've got one, see their relationship status, then their pictures....and that determins how I go about speaking to them. I accept "It's Complicated", "Single", "Widdowed" and "Devorced" as possative trates. Half your age plus seven, or twice your age minus seven, so that means anyone born from 1964 to mid-1990... is a potential.
6) I like cans of 'v' enegery drink, galaxy chocolate and things containing cream.
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