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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Poke him up eh? I'm sure I can do better than that. Give me a heads up when the wedding's taking place and I'll make sure I don't get his face to ruin the photos ,)He cheats because he tickles, so I'll wear several layers and poke him with a big long stick.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:39,
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I'll glue mittens onto him in his sleepso that he can't do that annoying tickling of you
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:42,
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Tar and feather him while you're at it. Trick is to pour the tar when it's almost ready to set. It wont be as hot then, so less chance of waking him upOr I guess you could just set Tigger on him :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:46,
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Tigger nibbled on him yesterdaySo it begins...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:52,
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Cover him in catfood when he sleeps and just let nature take its courseRight I'm sodding off for a bit. Have an awesome new years ladyface and I look forward to seeing you soon x
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:53,
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I'm off to cleanHave a cracking new year.
See you Jan/Feb x
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:56,
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