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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good god, I really am turning into a cunt.
So, be the angel on my left shoulder, or the devil on my right. Tell me how to be a better b3tan, whether it's good, evil or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:07, 134 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Don't be mean to Maximiniminiminiminimus

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Hey, I'm rarely mean.
Just honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)
You said I'm greasy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:27, Reply)
So I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Continue on this path, young padawan, and maybe you'll stop making the rest of us look bad.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I could never make you look bad chap.
Not without physically standing next to you anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)
*hisses*
Nassty Noelses.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I just had a fry up for lunch
take that food timing facists!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)
I had keema kebabs for breakfast a couple of weeks ago.
Chili in the morning, better than espresso I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)
In response to your original question
nice people are dull, everyone needs an edge.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)
I don't think I have one of those.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)
You were pretty good at insulting me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)
I never meant any of them though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)
You bloody did mate.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)
this sounds like I said something really harsh and I'm sure i would remember if I had...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)
you give people a lot of ammunition

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Easy target innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)
ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)
It's called brunch innit?
I like brinner though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Always speak from your heart <3

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Wuv woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)
give more *hugglycuddlywuvvywoowoos*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Ahhhhhh yeaaaaah!
*trigger fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Stop being so cruel to/about me
That's a good start!

Nah, there are far worse cunts on here Noel, you're not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)
I'm amazed you haven't bitten yet to be honest.
You're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Nah, I've only ever been really angry at the internet once, and it made me look a complete twat
I now just stay chilled out.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)
You've got balls kid, real balls.
I'd like to apologise, honestly I would, but I just can't bring myself to do it. Your yellow teeshirt scarred my retina.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)
It seems to have done that to a lot of people
I actually travelled through Todmorden station yesterday, and laughed as I remembered the bash.

Don't worry, DG slayed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)
And for that I owe him an enormous debt of gratitude, and perhaps a reacharound.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)
surely a bit of lube as well?
really let him know you appreciated it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)
He already knows.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)
That phrase always makes me think of the same thing
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lhY3EDjxExA#t=205s

I fucking love this film
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Same here, top movie, I can't watch it too often though as it sits with me for a while afterward.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)
I'm the same
But it does have 2 of my favourite actors in it. R. Lee Ermey, and Adam Baldwin, this means I don't necessarily mind too much if I'm forced to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)
There's no point in being coy, in the spirit of glasnost who are your internet tormentors?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Hi Rory
I'm aware I was one of the first people you trolled on here, and your inexperience showed.

You're getting better at it, I'm sure, but I just don't rise to bait anymore. Well, at least I haven't yet, and I hope to stay this way.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Dunno, I seem to remember a lot of upset posters at the time and the banging of the ignore drum, at what was after all just twatting around

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Yep, that was by them, not me

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Bert's sock proclaimed me it's 'hero'
A new low or high, I haven't figured that one out
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Definitely a high.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)
*Punches the sky*
~Top gun music~
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)
cuddle people with your words.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Thank you, my angel.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)
*vomits*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)
What about shameless pandering,
that usually works doesn't it?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Well HELLOOOOOOOO gorgeous.
You're looking fabulous today.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)
There you go!
Alright dooood?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Yeah man, tip top and ready to pop etc etc.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Jolly good, jolly good!
Yup I'm good thanks, its a quiet day at work so I'm back for a bit! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Alright Flim?
Where've you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Yeah good thanks, how are you?
I've been working HARD for a change, got me a bonus so it's been worth it... just missing out on all the B3ta fun time!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Woo hoo for the money!
Boo for the lack of b3taing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Yup yup!
Its a complicated situation!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Aw man I'm just sitting down for a gander while the kitchen floor dries
AND WHO SHOULD TURN UP, BUT FLIM-FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Hey crazy lady!
How are you doing? I have your giraffe and he is nestled quite merrily on my coffee table between two sexeh camels... he looks happy! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Oh god what did you call him again?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)
He currently has... no name
I need to speak to DiT and come up with something suitable! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)
He likes something 'WonderGiraffe' or something
but I've forgotten it.

And I'm supa dupa fly thanks. Will continue cleaning at 2pm sharp.
How goes? What you doing tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Ah I see, WONDERGIRAFFE!!
Haha 2pm sharp... I shall start working again at the same time! :)

Tonight shall involve, food at an odd restaurant with belly dancers and then possibly a club with cheese vs indie music strangeness!?

What about you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)
A few things
Seeing family. Leaving.
Going to my pub for their party. Leaving.
Going home for our first New Year together, with pink fizz and booze and mucho snackage and maybe some Auld Lang Syne shit with the neighbours.

Your night sounds good, as long as the belly dancers aren't on ecstacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Nooooo, don't start cleaning yet, stay and chat to me as I'm back from evil shopping trip in the town that courtesy forgot

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Oh... go on then
How are you gorgeous?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)
YAY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTA
I'm good thanks M'lady, how goes it?
I managed to not garotte a cunt in M&S today who was blocking the aisle with two trolleys and swiped the last pork belly before she was able to grab it :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Victory to the meat-winner!
I'm good, but have got to get on with the cleaning of this flat instead of listening to Kraftwerk and having my motivation sapped. djtp smacked my head into the stairs yesterday and I have a big lump.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Isn't that twice he's done that now? Want me to twat him for you? You're more ladylike than I am afterall!
Go get cleaning lady, I'm going to potter about for a bit and possibly do some cleaning myself, but it's likely I'll just have a nap and start on the fizz
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Well the first time, he kneed me in the nose
This time he was fireman's lifting me up the stairs and CRACKED my head.
I can't twat him because he does a Paddington stare, but I know you would be impervious to such tactics, so yes, poke him up a bit more next time you see him.
No fizz until the Hoovering is done!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Poke him up eh? I'm sure I can do better than that. Give me a heads up when the wedding's taking place and I'll make sure I don't get his face to ruin the photos ,)
He cheats because he tickles, so I'll wear several layers and poke him with a big long stick.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I'll glue mittens onto him in his sleep
so that he can't do that annoying tickling of you
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Tar and feather him while you're at it. Trick is to pour the tar when it's almost ready to set. It wont be as hot then, so less chance of waking him up
Or I guess you could just set Tigger on him :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Tigger nibbled on him yesterday
So it begins...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Cover him in catfood when he sleeps and just let nature take its course
Right I'm sodding off for a bit. Have an awesome new years ladyface and I look forward to seeing you soon x
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I'm off to clean
Have a cracking new year.
See you Jan/Feb x
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I'm off for a beer with a mate but have a wicked night you lot.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)
You too bobbz
Try not to meet any more killers
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Right back atcha.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)
happy new year to you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Oh fuck RORY LYON, I just got that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)
hahahahha!
really?
*points and laughs*

can't help you on the being nice, thing, clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Yeah really, I can be a right spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)
It's the gift that keeps on giving

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)
pay someone's mortgage
and make with the bumhole pics.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I'll have to ask Gonz how he sets up all his levers and pulleys.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)
tripod and self timer shoud do the trick
I recommend natural light for a more flattering picture, but flash if you really want the detail
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)
*flashes*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)
what exquisite
bumhair detail
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Notice the stark shadow effect
caused by the mat of clagnuts and bumgrapes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)
it's a smorgasbord of textures and hues

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)
although the form leaves much to be desired
there are echoes of Edward Weston in the compostion and use of lighting

edit: caraphillips.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/weston_pepper_number30.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)
this is not some neat bleached ringpiece
this is a bumhole with a lot of miles on the clock, it's history etched into it's creases and folds.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)
not for him the sublime figures of
Mapplethorpe's nudes. No, this challenges our perception of arses, indeed of the meaning of sublime
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Indeed
it provides the observer with a clear link between the real and the surreal, this is surreal as in super-real, a reminder of our bizarre and fantastical worlds-within-worlds.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Look, it's a bumhole ok?
Stop over-analysing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)
but an object, once photographed
becomes an object of importance, of study and contemplation.

"I photograph to see what things look like photographed"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Totally missed my invisible pun.
It's funny because it's about bottoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)
hahah! I get it now!
you cheeky git
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)
a peek, if you will, through the bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Who lives in an arse like this?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)
What did you do?
As for advice...erm...set more stuff on fire. And if you're ever in doubt, do the Charleston.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)
*charlstons*
sorry, was doubting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Oh nothing specific, I'm just aware I'm becoming progressively more cunty on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)
MTFU and gaz me a picture of your cock?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Awesome, I'll get right on it.
Hang on, there's a question mark there. What does that imply?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)
It's a would you feel like less of a cunt if you were to gaz me it?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)
It'd make me feel a little more like Edmund
so no.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)
And he is a terrible cunt, so it's probably best not to. His letter to OT down there is fucking hilarious
Yes he did gaz me a picture of his cock way back two or so years ago and I deleted it because I didn't especially want it. If I'd considered the blackmail purposes I could've used it for... I guess I'm just not that mean spirited, or as mean spirited as some of you think I am!

I'm pretty sure he gazzed it to another ladyb3tan, but unless she reveals herself I'm not saying whom
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)
He'll probably admit to sending you the cock pic now
for the sake of closure even though the evidence isn't compelling and his friend batman will back him up in court if he asked.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Wouldn't surprise me. He always seems to come back at this time of year too. I think last year or maybe the year before he posted at Christmas
as Medical male lamenting because he was working, I think in a hospital. He'll never change.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)
He'll be back after the London Marathon
as MickTheSwede
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Haha, love it

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)
He doesn't need to change
it's the world that is wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Facepalm. Why the hell didn't I figure that out sooner?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)
You're part of the problem,
one of the many crazy women who refused to marry him.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)
*sobs* he never even asked me to marry him. I feel so unworthy.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I know I know, I didn't go straight to him when I broke my shoulder
I made the mistake of going to the hospital, I hope he can find it in his heart to forgive me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I sincerely hope so, he's a big lad with rocket-propelled ski's afterall.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Alright jsbxxbxbxbxxbx?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Alright Tentacleman?
Good christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Yeah not bad
I got pissed and won a quiz, how was yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Excellent! That's how christmas should be.
I worked and did on call, but I only got called out for one case, so the rest of it was just looking after inpatients. So pretty relaxing really
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I've just woken up for the second time today.
Ill, On new years eve?

The chance of that happening must be billions to one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)
There there

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Thanks lar.
This is shit. I made the effort over Christmas to drink a lot less, and this is how I've been rewarded.

My new years resolution might have to change.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)
you know if you went out the place would be fulll
of twats forcing themselves to drink and have a 'good time'. Stay in bed and watch whatever crap they put on at new years nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I'm gonna go out anyway,
AND HAVE A MISERABLE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)
FINE!
you do that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:07, Reply)
My nose is blocked
I couldn't force a line of powder up it if you paid me.

And I'm not sure I fancy drinking either.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I'm off to a friend's house in a bit
where she will tell me in great detail about her new boyfriend.

Oh, and I've been typecast: my role in the murder mystery is an eccentric artist
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Is her boyfriend part of the murder mystery plot?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)
who knows
you're the one from bristol
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)
My money in on the landlord, with the pizza, in the flat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:25, Reply)
how do you kill with a pizza
?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)
You
Top them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:32, Reply)
HAHHAHAHAH!
nice one.

have as good a new year as you can, I think I might leave any minute
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:46, Reply)

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