not at all
I only had about 4 drinks and a rather dull but otherwise enjoyable evening. I've just been to a nice indian restaurant courtesy of my brother, and i've eaten so much that I don't just have a stomach-ache but a headache, too. Thanks for your text though, did you have a good evening?
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I got drunk.
I invented my own cocktail. I had two of them, everyone else had one. This might explain why I was carried from the pub. The ingredients is as follows.

(All, single shot measures, in a tall glass)

Bailey's
Vodka
Brandy
Triple Sec
Sambuca

Basically, it was 5 shots, in a single glass, of which I did the concoction twice. Add to that what I'd already drunk, it is a complete mystery how I made it back, let alone to the pub before and after the game.

Tomorrow is going to be painful.

Glad you're well berk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)

that's not a cocktail
Thats suicide in a glass! Have you even sobered up enough to be hungover yet?
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Not yet.
Pre and post match I went to the pub, I managed a pint before the game, and 4 afterwards, I'm nursing a few cans before I go to bed.

Fuck me, as a down in one, that drink I 'invented' was hard going.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)

dear god you're mental
I've just spotted your post down there, and whilst i'm not passing judgment or owt I think perhaps cutting back just a wee bit might be a good idea..
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)

It'll all be in hand soon enough.
It's just the festive season and new year bringing out the worst in me (and, because I've had a cold, being unable to sniff powder has left me with ale as my only option).

I'll be back on sensible measures in the new year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)

'sniff powder'
MD's, Jeff?
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Now and again berk, now and again.
A rare treat.

On those nights when I think, 'I don't want to feel my teeth and I'd rather my alright slight cock was even smaller'. That is when I go large.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)

tut, tut
*folds arms and judges silently*
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Be honest.
You've seen the state I can get myself into early-doors, the fact I enjoy the occasional line should come as no surprise.

Well?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)

good grief man
I'm not really judging you. My own vices are small enough that I like to gently mock other people for theirs occasionally.
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

That's okay then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)